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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume XI

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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

An innocent man.

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

Are you looking for new recruits to Nuts?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Sluffy wrote:Are you looking for new recruits to Nuts?
He popped up in my feed out of nowhere, Sluffy, and keeps on popping up at regular intervals.  
He's in an ongoing feud with Kevin Baker, a feud that shows no signs of abating. Smile

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A signed photograph of Harold Hassall, scoring against Scotland at Hampden Park, has fallen from wall on the landing, and smashed at the bottom of the stairs.
I could blame the resident ghost, but I fear it's an omen for the season ahead.
We're doomed, doomed.
Mind you, it could be that the hook simply fell out.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It's not so much the story, but the warning attached to it. Really?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cl5y2yzl4gwo

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Can you not shimmy up a lamp post at your age Bonce? Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:Can you not shimmy up a lamp post at your age Bonce? Very Happy
Used to be able to. Now I just look like I'm trying to have sex with it.
The judge let me off. Cool

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
karlypants wrote:Can you not shimmy up a lamp post at your age Bonce? Very Happy
Used to be able to. Now I just look like I'm trying to have sex with it.
The judge let me off. Cool

lol!

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:A signed photograph of Harold Hassall, scoring against Scotland at Hampden Park, has fallen from wall on the landing, and smashed at the bottom of the stairs.
I could blame the resident ghost, but I fear it's an omen for the season ahead.
We're doomed, doomed.
Mind you, it could be that the hook simply fell out.
NO!!! We are doomed.

I have completely lost faith in Evans.

We need a new broom.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:
NO!!! We are doomed.

I have completely lost faith in Evans.

We need a new broom.

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume XI - Page 11 200

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

RIP the great Bob Newhart.

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:RIP the great Bob Newhart.

A very funny man.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

My plastic season ticket arrived this morning. Always gets the blood racing. cheers

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Another traumatic day. Mum was rushed to hospital with low blood pressure, and what turned out to be a C-Diff infection.
Doctors seemed to have gotten a handle on it, but as we were leaving we got the 'if her heart stops for any reason, how do you feel about resuscitation?' Just as a worst case scenario, but it's a bit of a downer.
They seemed pretty hopeful of getting her home in 1-5 days, and she was looking a lot better when we left her.
I guarantee she'll blame me for the infection. As it is, I'm knackered.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Another traumatic day. Mum was rushed to hospital with low blood pressure, and what turned out to be a C-Diff infection.
Doctors seemed to have gotten a handle on it, but as we were leaving we got the 'if her heart stops for any reason, how do you feel about resuscitation?' Just as a worst case scenario, but it's a bit of a downer.
They seemed pretty hopeful of getting her home in 1-5 days, and she was looking a lot better when we left her.
I guarantee she'll blame me for the infection. As it is, I'm knackered.

I hope your mum is ok Bonce. Not a clue what a c-diff infection is?

Put your feet up mate and have a nice mug of Horlicks! 😊

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:

I hope your mum is ok Bonce. Not a clue what a c-diff infection is?

Put your feet up mate and have a nice mug of Horlicks! 😊
Thanks KP. I bloody need it. 
Say what you like about the NHS, the staff at the coal face are bloody marvelous.

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

I'm a bit like Karly in that I too hope your mam has a speedy recovery and also no idea (a blind Bambi - think about it...) what a c-diff infection is either.


If you didn't get the Bambi joke, this might give you a big hint...

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It's a bacterial infection in the colon apparently and people aged 65 or older are usually more at risk.

It usually lives in there but can become quite life threatening! Shocked

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/c-difficile/symptoms-causes/syc-20351691

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/c-difficile/

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:
Thanks KP. I bloody need it. 
Say what you like about the NHS, the staff at the coal face are bloody marvelous.
Hi Bonce, sorry to hear about your mum,  but hopefully she will soon be safely back in her own home.

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