Tigermin wrote:
Yep there is that I suppose but then again my head is a bit odd,could that explain it !!!!!!!!!!!!!! bollocks Docs tomorrow it is then,frontal labotomy please Sir before Saturday if you please !!
I'm not sure why it is that French players seem to be endowed with oversized suedes. Thierry Henry at Arsenal had a fair old bonce on him but he was a great player so I wont hold it against him.
Fergie tried to emulate Wenger by signing a Frenchy called Gabriel at Old Trafford. The name just didn't go well with the image of a dashing French cavalier. Before turning professional, young Gabriel used to rent out his forehead for screening home movies. It showed he had a flair for making money.
He didn't last long at Old Trafford. Complaints were raised from the disabled section that he used to frighten the children as he dashed down the wing resembling a demented Mekon. Once Dan Dare got wind and put out a contract on him, his days were numbered.
Fergie offloaded him to Newcastle where the Geordie fans lovingly refer to him as ' Wor Gabby' and when he's out of earshot it's Gabby the Alien.
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