Whats your earliest memory.

I can remember back to when i was in a pram and learning to walk and getting my jabs and the street i first walked on.

Abusing Hipster on 606.

Two years old at a family friend's caravan across the road from what is now Globe Arena in Morecambe.

Nursery school, so about aged 3.

I can't Remember.

Having a wet head and seeing two beef curtains, messy affair.

Mr Magoo wrote: beef curtains

Mine of my mother putting me in a cot and me being terrified of being on my own...

Strangely enough, she buggered off not long after that and totally fucked me off, not spoke to her for over 20 years. her loss.

In my father's (Jack) van and there was a pigeon in the road and I said to him....


'Mind that chicken Jwack, you might break it'

Waking up to Jimmy Saville tickling my leg.

Forceps and Mum screaming.

No one remembers being born, do people actually have genuine memories of being 1/2? I suspect most of those memories are derived from photos/videos.

I don't remember a thing until i was at least starting nursery, i remember getting one of those tiny bottles of milk and a digestive at hanging my coat up, thats about it.

Earliest memory is being scared of the Thriller song after seeing it on TV...don't know when though, but before I was 5

Swinging on my mums curtains, pretending I was tarzan .

Fighting with the older boys.

Getting bit by a dog.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:No one remembers being born, do people actually have genuine memories of being 1/2? I suspect most of those memories are derived from photos/videos.

I don't remember a thing until i was at least starting nursery, i remember getting one of those tiny bottles of milk and a digestive at hanging my coat up, thats about it.

Agreed. I think my earliest memory is from when I was about four years old.

Remember some little twat biting my cheek at nursery when I was about 4yrs old.

I remember getting my first puppy as a little tot - three or four years old. I'd grab the little bugger by the scruff of the neck and throw him away, he'd come crawling back to me. I love dogs.

Shirley Rimmer shitin in the sand pit on my first day at nursery. We all had to line up and have our shreddies checked for any incriminating evidence! Fortunately she owned up before they reached me and I was spared the embarrassment.

Winning a swimming race, not sure I would have been here today if I hadn't won that one....

aaron_bwfc wrote:Winning a swimming race, not sure I would have been here today if I hadn't won that one....

And it wasn't in a traditional swimming pool either!

Seriously my earliest memory was at 5 years old on my first day at school walking into a lamp post, never been the same since, I dont believe anyone can remember being under 4 years old, maybe their parents told them stories.