Rolf Harris Isn't Innocent

I don't believe these stories about Rolf Harris.

I met Rolf when I was in my last year of primary school and he was a top bloke. He did a talk for the whole school then spent ages talking to individual children about their pets and hobbies.

He was particularly interested in my long-haired pussy which had developed dry skin.

Whoever has made these claims must be making them up, Rolf is a top guy and it's a shame these accusations will probably ruin his career.

I'm having some "Rolf Is Innocent" T-shirts printed, PM me if you want one.

Why did you have your cat in school ?

This didn't need it's own thread.

Attention seeker.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:This didn't need it's own thread.

Attention seeker.

Shut it, I was just showing support for a great man.

I bet you love Rolf too.

Ive never "met" him but i did look at him from across a room.

He came to my college for a photo op, which i looked at.

He painted the queen once, he must be innocent .

Anyone that advocates for tying kangaroos down as a form of sport, should be viewed with some suspicion.

I don't understand how the police can possibly get a conviction from something like this. It's hard enough to get a conviction with DNA, but without it I'd have thought it impossible.

Not that I'm saying he did it like.

What a crock of shit. Some slag is clearly trying to get some money just because Rolf banged her behind the corner shop in 1978. If I had a quid for every unhappy slut I'd ever banged I'd be a very rich cock.

Bolton Hater wrote:What a crock of shit. Some slag is clearly trying to get some money just because Rolf banged her behind the corner shop in 1978. If I had a quid for every unhappy slut I'd ever banged I'd be a very rich cock.

Do you live in a swamp BH ?

I bet the animals he treated on animal hospital will be giving their stories to the press as we speak.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I don't believe these stories about Rolf Harris.

I met Rolf when I was in my last year of primary school and he was a top bloke. He did a talk for the whole school then spent ages talking to individual children about their pets and hobbies.

He was particularly interested in my long-haired pussy which had developed dry skin.

Whoever has made these claims must be making them up, Rolf is a top guy and it's a shame these accusations will probably ruin his career.

I'm having some "Rolf Is Innocent" T-shirts printed, PM me if you want one.

I was going with this until you mentioned your straggly pussy.

Angry Dad wrote:I was going with this until you mentioned your straggly pussy.

I loved that pussy. She completely dried up and had to be put down.

Can't imagine old Rolf havin sex, wonder if he does that wierd breathing noise when he's at it.

My wife met Garry Glitter, doesn't mean he's not a paedo.

Triumph wrote:My wife met Garry Glitter, doesn't mean he's not a paedo.

It doesn't mean your wife isn't either

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:I was going with this until you mentioned your straggly pussy.

I loved that pussy. She completely dried up and had to be put down.

I don't believe it nat, a woman as passionate about stuff like you would not have a dried up pussy.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Triumph wrote:My wife met Garry Glitter, doesn't mean he's not a paedo.

It doesn't mean your wife isn't either

Now now Natasha

Nat, did you have your pussy stuffed and mounted?

Can you guess what it is yet - that now has a whole new meaning!!!