Can you hit the piss stone from 2 feet

Going to docs at 11 today for peace of mind hope I don't get fingered.

Better take a dump just in case.

All ok.

Angry Dad wrote:All ok.

That's good.

Good.  

Did you get fingered?  

Thankfully no, he educated me on the subject very well so no need to panic, my worry was going in the pub and then it starting again but he said thats normal something about the bladder contracting then releasing again and your flow wont be the same in your 40's as when you are a teenager which figures when my 15 year old goes in the morning it sounds like a water cannon. As SK  said you need to go to the docs  if you have trouble starting or only short trickles or wetting your pants after you left the toilet. In a way i feel a bit of a twat for getting worked up but at the same time glad i know the score.

AD it is a very important subject and no doubt some people on here will be a little more aware of how important that "walnut" is.

Soul Kitchen wrote:AD it is a very important subject and no doubt some people on here will be a little more aware of how important that "walnut" is.

Its a shame your mate wont go SK i dont get his thinking.

Men tend to ignore things whereas women go to the doctor as soon as they know something is wrong. My father and grandfather both had the prostate operation and I don't fancy having a rubber tube shoved up my Japs eye, but what can you do?

As we get older so do our organs.

No neither do I but until you are in that boat you don't know how you'd handle it. I, as you, know what I'd do. I know one guy who was older than me who had tablets for about six or seven years to sort his problem, he ultimately had surgery, which had a 50/50 chance of being successful and he could carry on with his life. It worked and he's ok now. I'm not talking cancer here, just a pissing problem with his prostate. One highly amusing aspect of my life that has developed over the past few years is a good fart mid piss gives a big flow surge!

RT that is a very true comment re. women. Men are too busy being macho!!

When you get to a certain age, and you've been prodded, poked, and had tubes and needles stuck in you, not to mention a bloody camera, (twice), you accept that the only one embarassed is yourself. The medical staff aren't fazed in any way. Having said that I haven't had a tube pushed down my knob, (yet).

They don't make tubes small enough for you Glos

How true ! I keep shaking it, and whatever, but it never seems to get any better, but pissing 40 feet into the air is quite novel 

Mr Magoo wrote:I have to stand 10 inches back anyway.

Your ego in the way?

I have seen Magoo and his fearsome fountain in action.

That is funny