Things That Currently Piss You Off

I'll start.

Twats in supermarket/shop queues that want to chat to the cashier.

Just pack your items, pay, and fuck off. I am sick of waiting around while some bellend tells the cashier about their verucas/cat/illness.

Twats who get banned and keep coming back like a bad smell!

Small men in big cars.

I let someone out of a junction while driving and the ignorant cunt doesn't thank me. Feel like chasing the prick down and giving them a slap. Just plain bad manners

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'll start.

Twats in supermarket/shop queues that want to chat to the cashier.

Just pack your items, pay, and fuck off. I am sick of waiting around while some bellend tells the cashier about their verucas/cat/illness.

You can't knock the personal touch of a cashier, go to the self service lumps if you've no patience to listen to your elders gripe!

Soul Kitchen wrote: go to the self service lumps if you've no patience to listen to your elders gripe!

Booths don't have a self service counter you bellend.

Bwfc1958 wrote:I let someone out of a junction while driving and the ignorant cunt doesn't thank me. Feel like chasing the prick down and giving them a slap. Just plain bad manners

I'll go one step further - I hate it when you acknowledge someone for letting you in or pass, but they don't acknowledge your acknowledgment. Twats!

Bwfc1958 wrote:I let someone out of a junction while driving and the ignorant cunt doesn't thank me. Feel like chasing the prick down and giving them a slap. Just plain bad manners

Learn not to let folk out in future, I've employed that attitude for years, it's called selfish driving! Every man for himself in the jungle.

Soul Kitchen wrote:
Learn not to let folk out in future, I've employed that attitude for years, it's called selfish driving! Every man for himself in the jungle.

Small man in big car.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote: go to the self service lumps if you've no patience to listen to your elders gripe!

Booths don't have a self service counter you bellend.

Neither do Aldi!
Get over it!!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:
Learn not to let folk out in future, I've employed that attitude for years, it's called selfish driving! Every man for himself in the jungle.

Small man in big car.

No, big man in big car!

Soul Kitchen wrote:
Neither do Aldi!
Get over it!!

I can't. People need to learn to shut up. We'd all get through quicker.

People who have full on phone conversations on the bus.

boltonbonce wrote:People who have full on phone conversations on the bus.

Full on mobile conversations anywhere. I hate these people.

People that don't indicate at roundabouts.

Fucking 50 mph speed limit on the M60 for the road-works which haven't even started yet!

boltonbonce wrote:People who have full on phone conversations on the bus.

Do people still use Buses

People who think that pronouncing "Scone" the same as "cone" makes them posh.

It's pronounced like "gone" and you're not posh.

(Mary Berry pronounces it like "gone" and she should fucking know.)

This lap-top which, despite only being three months old, feels the constant need to shut itself down and load allegedly "updated" versions of the software it contains.

Twice a week, taking about an hour each time.

Fuck you, ASUS!

Mr Magoo wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:People who have full on phone conversations on the bus.

Do people still use Buses

I do.
I once asked a bloke the quickest way to the hospital and he push me under one.