Things That Currently Piss You Off

People who don't like piccalilli.

Has to be smooth though bonce. None of that chunky shit

y2johnny wrote:Has to be smooth though bonce. None of that chunky shit

Of course.

I remember my grandad used to have tongue and piccalilli on a french stick. Does anywhere sell tongue these days?

y2johnny wrote:Has to be smooth though bonce. None of that chunky shit

It's impossible to have smooth Picalilli what with it having vegetables in it.

y2johnny wrote:I remember my grandad used to have tongue and piccalilli on a french stick. Does anywhere sell tongue these days?

Yes and I still eat it.

Salt pepper and mustard though on mine.

Copper Dragon wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Has to be smooth though bonce. None of that chunky shit

It's impossible to have smooth Picalilli what with it having vegetables in it.

I was wondering about that.

Never seen smooth picalilli.

You sure you're not confusing it with peanut butter?

Copper Dragon wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Has to be smooth though bonce. None of that chunky shit

It's impossible to have smooth Picalilli what with it having vegetables in

The stuff I get is pretty smooth. The veg is virtually blended.
Nice though.

No there is a version without all the chunks in. Or maybe my grandad just left the chunky bits in the jar. I could be wrong. Not had it for years

I get tongue from a local butchers but Morrisons do a Pressed Ox Tongue at their deli counters.

It's obviously been messed with and pressed (it's all in the name   ) but it's still very nice.

Jesus Christ....I'm on a football forum arguing the toss about picallilli.
Life doesn't get much better than this.

Loving the dream eh bonce

Mustard Pickle is pretty much the same as Picallili and I enjoy both. Never had the smooth variety. WTF is that all about?

Going back to tongue for a sec, I heard that if you pitch up at Whittam Towers with a crisp twenty pound note in your hand and ask for "A bit of tongue", you will not be disappointed and will leave with a smile on your face.

(Karlypants told me.)

I hate it when Bruce Willis tries to look like Bruce Forsyth.

Another thing that pisses me off is the message that appears when someone makes an edit

"Last edited by Copper Dragon on Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:04 pm; edited 1 time in total"

We all make mistakes and do edits so does it need to be advertised?

The one thing on the road that really piss me off are Audi drivers, with their front fogs on as a double whammy! They think they own the road, if you are one then you know exactly what I mean.

boltonbonce wrote:
The stuff I get is pretty smooth. The veg is virtually blended.
Nice though.

That's not how it comes out of the factory.

Social Services do that for you before Meals on Wheels, sorry....Ocado fetch it round your gaff.

It's all part of their service.