Who would you like to smack in the face with a shovel.

Chris Eubank
Noel Edmonds
Jonathon Ross
Hipster Nobula

That buy one get one free twat.

Angry Dad wrote:That buy one get one free twat.

Safestyle windows? Yes, I agree with that one. The Go Compare geezer is another one who would get it.

Richard Arnold
Go compare opera singer fat bastard
Dermot oleary
David Walliams
Fiona Phillips
Eamon Holmes
Danielle Lloyd
Victoria beckham
Matt Lucas
Vic reeves

Alan Davies
Piers Morgan
David Ngog
Garth Crooks
David Nugent

Trust the mods are going to do something about the threat of violence against me in the OP.

I'd like to smack Nat btw.

Angry Dad wrote:That buy one get one free twat.

I saw him in a pub in Didsbury a few years ago and was as loud as he was on the advert and was desperately trying to get himself noticed.

All the clowns on television who have been going on all day about Liverpool ladies winning their league. Who gives a monkeys
Women's football is bloody awful to watch .It's an utterly irrelevant sport.

rammywhite wrote:All the clowns on television who have been going on all day about Liverpool ladies winning their league. Who gives a monkeys
Women's football is bloody awful to watch .It's an utterly irrelevant sport.

The only way women's football could become popular is if they played topless but then it would be hard to know which team they were on.

bruce forsyth

Harry Hill
Claire Balding (would improve looks)
Barry Scott (Cillit Bang)
Simon Cowell
Alistair Stewart
Jeremy Clarkson
Ed Milliband
Ed  Balls
Dianne Abbott
David Cameron
Nick Clegg
Tony  Blair
Gordon  Brown
Cherie Blair
All of Mumford and son
Michael Buble
Justin Bieber
Bjork
Bruce Forsythe 
Ronnie Corbett
Jean Claude Van Damme

A little tip a heavy frying pan in the face as they come through the door without seeing you, it feels great, it sounds great and its all over.

James Corden - how this guy even gets work is beyond me.

Alan Carr.

Tony Blair
Tony Blair again
Tony Blair again and again
Tony Blair again and again and again infinitum,oh and Mandelson the same !!

aaron_bwfc wrote:James Corden - how this guy even gets work is beyond me.

Have you not watched A league of the Own? I think he is brilliant.

PHIL 'FUCKIN' GARTSIDE - but I want a run up!
Margaret Thatcher - I'd dig the bitch up to do it!
Tony Blair - Complete twat
Piers Morgan
Nicky Campbell
Davina McColl
Alan Green
Twats who hog the middle lane
Clegg, Cameron, Milliband et al
Jedward -talentless twats
Barry Knight

God the list could go on for a long time

Angry Dad wrote:Harry Hill
Claire Balding (would improve looks)
Barry Scott (Cillit Bang)
Simon Cowell
Alistair Stewart
Jeremy Clarkson
Ed Milliband
Ed  Balls
Dianne Abbott
David Cameron
Nick Clegg
Tony  Blair
Gordon  Brown
Cherie Blair
All of Mumford and son
Michael Buble
Justin Bieber
Bjork
Bruce Forsythe 
Ronnie Corbett
Jean Claude Van Damme

Totally agree with these

Harry Hill
Claire Balding (would improve looks)
Barry Scott (Cillit Bang)
Simon Cowell
Jeremy Clarkson
David Cameron
Nick Clegg
Cherie Blair
Justin Bieber

 

rammywhite wrote:All the clowns on television who have been going on all day about Liverpool ladies winning their league. Who gives a monkeys
Women's football is bloody awful to watch .It's an utterly irrelevant sport.

Alf Hooker wrote:PHIL 'FUCKIN' GARTSIDE - but I want a run up!

Put some protection on your hand first, you could lose it in his face the fat fuck!

Angry Dad wrote:

Alistair Stewart
Jeremy Clarkson
Ed Milliband
Ed  Balls
Dianne Abbott
David Cameron
Nick Clegg
Gordon  Brown
Michael Buble
Justin Bieber
Bjork
Ronnie Corbett
Jean Claude Van Damme

Some good ones there AD. Allistair Stewart presented Police Camera Action after he was caught drink driving, unbelievable. That is like letting Jimmy Saville present a programme on Sex abuse.
Can't stand Ronnie Corbett, I have this psychological problem with short men, I don't understand why they pretend they are men.
Bieber is just a cunt but I kind of feel it's not all his own fault - he is so rich and has girls just going crazy for him all the time and he's only about 16, he's bound to be an arrogant little shit with all that.