Who would you like to smack in the face with a shovel.

Sepp Blatter.

So called number one administrator for the game of Association Football. If anyone needs hitting with a charge of "Bringing The Game Into Disrepute" it's this kn0bhead. Makes football a laughing stock the fact that this idiot and his freeloading, (allegedly) corrupt hangers on dictate what's what in the world's most popular sport.

Hip Priest wrote:Sepp Blatter.

So called number one administrator for the game of Association Football. If anyone needs hitting with a charge of "Bringing The Game Into Disrepute" it's this kn0bhead. Makes football a laughing stock the fact that this idiot and his freeloading, (allegedly) corrupt hangers on dictate what's what in the world's most popular sport.

Good call.

That twat that looks like Kim-Jong-Un, off the X factor , Simon Cowell .

Gary ( I'm a real musician) Barlow

Underdog, Joe Pasquale with the sharp edge of the shovel.

There's a definite undertone of violence creeping into this site.

If the mods don't step in soon I will have to consider my position as figurehead of this site.

Olly Murs, with a weighted shovel.

scottjames30 wrote:Olly Murs, with a weighted shovel.

Could we team up and hit him front and back at the same time.

Jeremy Clarkson - Total fucking prick
Richard Hammond - Sidekick to a total prick
Kerry Katona - Why does anyone give that woman the time of day
Steve McClaren - Makes my skin crawl, slimey, arrogant tosser.

Anyone who has ever appeared on tv shows like the only way is essex - how can people be so fucking thick.

Olly Murs , have i said him ?

scottjames30 wrote:Olly Murs , have i said him ?

Yes Scott but not enough let's have some more , he's a twat that needs wiping away like a slide mark.

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The Pope

Mr Magoo wrote:The Pope

The pope is the most holiest man in the world, how dare you Magoo. 

scottjames30 wrote:

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His hairs evolving !!!fucking hell Scott is there anyway we can kill this fucka and get away with it.

He lives on another planet.

Nelson Mandela.

(Hear me out.)

The poor old sod's in a bad way and he's being kept "alive" because his cronies and hangers-on will all stop being famous soon after he croaks, so they keep plugging him back into the mains every so often.

And that can't be pleasant for the old boy.

You wouldn't let a dog suffer like that, would you?

Can see where you are coming from and you have a point (though smacking in the face with a shovel isn't quite the answer)

On a similar note I had to several nursing / old peoples homes for work on friday and some of the sites in their were scary, I see why people call for euthinsia when you see old people in that state, no dignity what so ever.

aaron_bwfc wrote:Can see where you are coming from and you have a point (though smacking in the face with a shovel isn't quite the answer)

On a similar note I had to several nursing / old peoples homes for work on friday and some of the sites in their were scary, I see why people call for euthinsia when you see old people in that state, no dignity what so ever.

Well, obviously you'd have to twat him quite hard with the shovel.

And probably more than once.

But I reckon it'd work in the end.