Who would you like to smack in the face with a shovel.

This is fucking crazy:D

Years ago my mates mum worked in an old folks nursing home and a Siamese cat got in the heating ducts and started wailing which scared the shit out of the residents then in the morning she went into this old girls room and the old girl was obviously dead then she saw two feelers poking out of the old girls gob then a roach crawled out ,she quit on the spot
there's no dignity in death.

Michael Gove. The smug git.

boltonbonce wrote:Michael Gove. The smug git.

And Jeremy Hunt, he'd get it as well.

Poor Jeremy. After all he's done for rhyming slang!

aaron_bwfc wrote:Anyone who has ever appeared on tv shows like the only way is essex - how can people be so fucking thick.

Add to that those from geordy shore and that sheep shagging one ive forgot the name.

They are all clueless fucking idiots!

What about Jeremy Kyle?

So many twats and so few shovels.  

xmiles wrote:So many twats and so few shovels.  

To be fair though, I feel I would get more pleasure by punching the twats in the face with my fist than with a shovel

karlypants wrote:What about Jeremy Kyle?

That's just one great call.
How the hell have we got 70 posts into this thread without that tw*t being mentioned. I would absolutely love to set about Kyle with a shovel.

Angry Dad wrote:Ken Dodd and Des O'conner would get a whack as well and fucking parkinson with his free fucking parker pen for looking after your loved ones the craggy faced cunt.

Why is you always so angry? Is not the sensable way to behavin. Ken Dodd is goin to make you laugh Becase his got tickle stick not shovel.

I'm now toying with the idea of adding you Mo to this list!

Karlypants-don't you dare! Mo is the best thing on here since Nat had her boob job. Leave him alone!
Keep going Mo, you troll, because we like your performance

rammywhite wrote:Karlypants-don't you dare! Mo is the best thing on here since Nat had her boob job. Leave him alone!
Keep going Mo, you troll, because we like your performance

  Was that before or after she had her sex change?

karlypants wrote:

rammywhite wrote:Karlypants-don't you dare! Mo is the best thing on here since Nat had her boob job. Leave him alone!
Keep going Mo, you troll, because we like your performance

  Was that before or after she had her sex change?

I'll let her tell you that- she knows where I live!!

rammywhite wrote:Karlypants-don't you dare! Mo is the best thing on here since Nat had her boob job.

You bastard, there is nothing wrong with my breast enlargements!

Natasha why is you expose your breast like this. Is not normal.

I'm proud of my breasts Mo.

Calm down Nat.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

rammywhite wrote:Karlypants-don't you dare! Mo is the best thing on here since Nat had her boob job.

You bastard, there is nothing wrong with my breast enlargements!

Natasha if i may be so bold i think your boob job needs a boob job.