Tory bellends

Soul Kitchen wrote:
Correct, and a luminary!
It's so easy it's not worth the bother!!

Why the fuck would I give a toss about some old bag who went to the same school 30 years before me?

Lots of people went to Penwortham Girls School, doesn't mean I know or even heard of them.

I smell something, you went to Little Lever.

scottjames30 wrote:I smell something, you went to Little Lever.

Primary School, not secondary.

My first wife was from Little Lever.

She's a right cunt.

I escaped from the Little Lever Ghetto, not everyone is so lucky.

I dedicate my success to my brothers and sisters still locked down in the ghetto.

I used to hate having to go and spend time with her gormless, gurning family in "The Village."

Fuckin' "village" is right......

Never seen so many inbred twats in one spot.

It makes Burnley look positively cosmopolitan.

I love the Ghetto, you had it easy when you lived in it Nat.

Scrap metal were a piece of piss then, trading was easy, now my site has a bad name.

Speaking of ghettos,what the fuck happened to Little Hulton? It was never a hive of cultural activity,but when we drive through on the way to the Reebok it looks like chav central. It never used to be such a shithole. Or did it?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:
Correct, and a luminary!
It's so easy it's not worth the bother!!

Lots of people went to Penwortham Girls School,

And you weren't one of them! 

Now where's that stupid dance that them dick heads post?

Here it is!!  

Little Lever always struck me as the land that time forgot. People spend a lot of their time in bedrooms by all accounts!?!

The Radcliffe Moor Road end where Donald Harper lives is quite swanky.

Soul Kitchen wrote:Little Lever always struck me as the land that time forgot. People spend a lot of their time in bedrooms by all accounts!?!

You mean shagging?

Eddie Davies is from Little Lever, are you him Nat?

karlypants wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:Little Lever always struck me as the land that time forgot. People spend a lot of their time in bedrooms by all accounts!?!

You mean shagging?

And playing on their computers, dreaming the life!! 

Let's be honest, you all want to be me. You are in awe of me for escaping the ghetto.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Let's be honest, you all want to be me. You are in awe of me for escaping the ghetto.

Yeh,right!

Natasha Whittam wrote:Let's be honest, you all want to be me. You are in awe of me for escaping the ghetto.

No thanks, with TITS like yours i would be very depressed.
Also on that pic you have blotchy skin, not nice.
It would be like sleeping with a odd shaped under cooked marshmallow.

Mr Magoo wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Let's be honest, you all want to be me. You are in awe of me for escaping the ghetto.

No thanks, with TITS like yours i would be very depressed.
Also on that pic you have blotchy skin, not nice.
It would be like sleeping with a odd shaped under cooked marshmallow.

 

Mr Magoo wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Let's be honest, you all want to be me. You are in awe of me for escaping the ghetto.

No thanks, with TITS like yours i would be very depressed.
Also on that pic you have blotchy skin, not nice.
It would be like sleeping with a odd shaped under cooked marshmallow.

So do you have moobs Magoo?