Should I Date Mavies? UPDATE: MARRIAGE!

Breadman wrote:A bowl of spaghetti and some cheap plonk and you're "in love".......?

Thought you were a sophisticate?

Where next....KFC then on to The Balmoral for a few dark milds?

The heart wants what the heart wants. Did I see myself settling down with a jug-eared ponce? Of course not. But at least I'll now be able to take my rightful place in the BWFC Director's Box.

When I'm not supporting Chorley.

I think I'm gonna be sick.........

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Does Natasha Davies sound right? Sounds too common for my liking, so if he does propose I will be asking him to change his surname to Whittam.

Why not follow the trend and incorporate both your surnames. Mark Whittam-Davies should go down a treat.

I thought we'd already established on another thread that any man who does that should be shot immediately.

The bloke's the boss, that's why women get married in white......

....so they fit in with the rest of the domestic appliances.

Jackanory Jackanory

You realise of course Nat, that if you hyphenate your names, when your jug-eared hero reaches his 40th birthday, he could be referred to as Mark WD40 ?    

(I chose his name as 'Nat WD40 sounded a bit wrong).

Thankyou Nat for this. And to all the great comments. I am crying with laughter. Possibly on of the best posts I have ever read :-)

CEF wrote:Thankyou Nat for this. And to all the great comments. I am crying with laughter. Possibly on of the best posts I have ever read :-)

You need to get out more mate.

CEF wrote:Thankyou Nat for this. And to all the great comments. I am crying with laughter. Possibly on of the best posts I have ever read :-)

I don't think my love life is a laughing matter. I could be spending the rest of my life with this hunk.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

CEF wrote:Thankyou Nat for this. And to all the great comments. I am crying with laughter. Possibly on of the best posts I have ever read :-)

I don't think my love life is a laughing matter. 

You're just saying that to be different.

I am absolutely delighted to announce that Mavies has asked for my hand in marriage, and I have said yes.

We half consummated our relationship during the advert break of Law & Order SVU on Sunday evening, and after that epic event, the future Mr Whittam went down on one knee (unfortunately he strained something and is out for a month) and popped the question.

He isn't fazed by my celebrity status or model good looks, and we intend to tie the knot at Penwortham St Mary's Church with the reception being held at the Chorley FC Social Club.

Invitations will be sent out shortly.

Well worth the wait.

  

Congratulations.

(On the new picture, not the forthcoming nuptials - I'll give the marriage about two weeks.)

Breadman wrote: I'll give the marriage about two weeks.)

You're just jealous.

Probably.

Anyway, you wearing white for the big day or would that be inappropriate?

(You know, with "the surgery" and all......)

Hope I get an invite. I'd wear my kilt. It's got a very nice swing to it. (the kilt that is). I promise not to blub.

Breadman wrote:Probably.

Anyway, you wearing white for the big day or would that be inappropriate?

(You know, with "the surgery" and all......)

I am going to look for a wedding dress with Chris Eagles on Saturday afternoon.

What time is it?

Can I bring my uncle and his mate?

Hello Magazine have exclusive rights to film the entire event. With modern technology and a bit of air brushing they can make a jug eared bastard look like Adonis.

Reebok Trotter wrote: With modern technology and a bit of air brushing they can make a jug eared bastard look like Adonis.

Yeah, but what they going to do about the groom?