Should I Date Mavies? UPDATE: MARRIAGE!

Breadman wrote: 

Reebok Trotter wrote: With modern technology and a bit of air brushing they can make a jug eared bastard look like Adonis.

Yeah, but what they going to do about the groom?

 

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:Probably.

Anyway, you wearing white for the big day or would that be inappropriate?

(You know, with "the surgery" and all......)

I am going to look for a wedding dress with Chris Eagles on Saturday afternoon.

What color dress is Chris wearing to the wedding?

Breadman wrote:

Yeah, but what they going to do about the groom?

I'm a real person with feelings you know.

Sorry Nat, that was crass and rude of me.

You look lovely in that picture and I'm sure you'll blow everybody away on your big day with Mark.

Has he got a box to stand on during the service?

Wouldn't want him looking daft on the photos and turning the North West's wedding of the year into some sort of farce because people were pointing and shouting "Look at that dwarf with the enormous ears marrying that woman with the massive hands and feet!"

Breadman wrote:

Wouldn't want him looking daft on the photos and turning the North West's wedding of the year into some sort of farce because people were pointing and shouting "Look at that dwarf with the enormous ears marrying that woman with the MASSIVE hands and feet!"

You forgot to mention the Threepenny bits.

The tits...?

Oh yeah, forgot about them - Are Pratley and Hall being ushers?

I heard a whisper that the groom has got Medo and Spearing down as ushers. Something to do with symmetry ?

Natasha Whittam wrote:...the future Mr Whittam went down on one knee (unfortunately he strained something and is out for a month)...

    

Congratulations Natasha! I do hope you invite me as I will make a special effort to attend even though it's a home game. If you decide to rearrange it in East Anglia, London or the South East I'll definitely be able to make it, otherwise I'll just follow the proceedings along with everyone else on Chatbox.

Will there be a live link? Anyone?