Fatties Fuck Off

scottjames30 wrote:I don't like fatties, they smell of Bobby Orange.

Soul Kitchen wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:I don't like fatties, they smell of Bobby Orange.

What the fuck is Bobby Orange?

scottjames30 wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:I don't like fatties, they smell of Bobby Orange.

What the fuck is Bobby Orange?

B.O.

Soul Kitchen wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:I don't like fatties, they smell of Bobby Orange.

What the fuck is Bobby Orange?

Reebok Trotter wrote:Back on topic..I would much rather have a buxom lass who enjoys her grub over a lettuce muncher.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Most men I know, like women with a bit of meat on the bone. Some of the models you see in magazines look positively anorexic and are probably just as guilty of causing a drain on the NHS. Bulimia seems to be on the increase because some young girls seem to think it's perfectly normal to aspire to be a size six.

Soul Kitchen wrote:I have to say one of my life's eye openers concerned a girl of large proportions.
I worked some years ago at a place in Walkden where a guy I knew then had a taste for fat birds. He brought a mag in, summat like Fat Girls Parade, one day and commenced to show a picture of this girl in the mag to myself and other lads and claimed she was his girlfriend. One wag there wouldn't let the fact drop that she was his bird without proof.
Given at the time there was no photo shop or any of that enhancing stuff, the guy a couple of days later brought in "proper" photos of himself and this girl in "compromising" positions! The irony of the matter thickened in that the lad was about 6 stone wet through and he was trying to please a 20 stone klondyke!!
Strange as it seems that someone would openly show photos of someone they cared for, he actually seemed quite proud for folk to see.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:I have to say one of my life's eye openers concerned a girl of large proportions.
I worked some years ago at a place in Walkden where a guy I knew then had a taste for fat birds. He brought a mag in, summat like Fat Girls Parade, one day and commenced to show a picture of this girl in the mag to myself and other lads and claimed she was his girlfriend. One wag there wouldn't let the fact drop that she was his bird without proof.
Given at the time there was no photo shop or any of that enhancing stuff, the guy a couple of days later brought in "proper" photos of himself and this girl in "compromising" positions! The irony of the matter thickened in that the lad was about 6 stone wet through and he was trying to please a 20 stone klondyke!!
Strange as it seems that someone would openly show photos of someone they cared for, he actually seemed quite proud for folk to see.

20 stone is pushing it a bit for me. I'm talking about ordinary everyday women who look perfectly normal with curves and don't have hang-ups about trying to look like Kate Moss or Twiggy or whichever stick thin pencil shaped cutie becomes the next big thing since sliced bread.

karlypants wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:I have to say one of my life's eye openers concerned a girl of large proportions.
I worked some years ago at a place in Walkden where a guy I knew then had a taste for fat birds. He brought a mag in, summat like Fat Girls Parade, one day and commenced to show a picture of this girl in the mag to myself and other lads and claimed she was his girlfriend. One wag there wouldn't let the fact drop that she was his bird without proof.
Given at the time there was no photo shop or any of that enhancing stuff, the guy a couple of days later brought in "proper" photos of himself and this girl in "compromising" positions! The irony of the matter thickened in that the lad was about 6 stone wet through and he was trying to please a 20 stone klondyke!!
Strange as it seems that someone would openly show photos of someone they cared for, he actually seemed quite proud for folk to see.

20 stone is pushing it a bit for me. I'm talking about ordinary everyday women who look perfectly normal with curves and don't have hang-ups about trying to look like Kate Moss or Twiggy or whichever stick thin pencil shaped cutie becomes the next big thing since sliced bread.

I would like to state the same.

I am certainly no chubby chaser!!!

Sluffy wrote:When my daughter was little she used to love going swimming and every weekend I used to take her to the local swimming pool.

One particular weekend the fattest woman I'd ever seen (and I really do mean that) was in the pool and believe me it wasn't a pretty site.

Literally the following weekend the skinniest woman I'd ever seen was in the pool - honestly she looked as though she had come straight from one of those WWII concentration camps and I am not exaggerating.

Both were far too extreme in their weights and neither of them could be in good health if they remain as they were for any length of time.  

I guess neither chose to be as they were though nor had the drive to be somewhat different.

Funnily enough I never saw either one of them ever again.

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  I hope they both saw themselves as physically beautiful and found their life partners who too found them as equally beautiful.

Neither were my cup of tea though!

y2johnny wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:I have to say one of my life's eye openers concerned a girl of large proportions.
I worked some years ago at a place in Walkden where a guy I knew then had a taste for fat birds. He brought a mag in, summat like Fat Girls Parade, one day and commenced to show a picture of this girl in the mag to myself and other lads and claimed she was his girlfriend. One wag there wouldn't let the fact drop that she was his bird without proof.
Given at the time there was no photo shop or any of that enhancing stuff, the guy a couple of days later brought in "proper" photos of himself and this girl in "compromising" positions! The irony of the matter thickened in that the lad was about 6 stone wet through and he was trying to please a 20 stone klondyke!!
Strange as it seems that someone would openly show photos of someone they cared for, he actually seemed quite proud for folk to see.

20 stone is pushing it a bit for me. I'm talking about ordinary everyday women who look perfectly normal with curves and don't have hang-ups about trying to look like Kate Moss or Twiggy or whichever stick thin pencil shaped cutie becomes the next big thing since sliced bread.

I would like to state the same.

I am certainly no chubby chaser!!!

karlypants wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:I have to say one of my life's eye openers concerned a girl of large proportions.
I worked some years ago at a place in Walkden where a guy I knew then had a taste for fat birds. He brought a mag in, summat like Fat Girls Parade, one day and commenced to show a picture of this girl in the mag to myself and other lads and claimed she was his girlfriend. One wag there wouldn't let the fact drop that she was his bird without proof.
Given at the time there was no photo shop or any of that enhancing stuff, the guy a couple of days later brought in "proper" photos of himself and this girl in "compromising" positions! The irony of the matter thickened in that the lad was about 6 stone wet through and he was trying to please a 20 stone klondyke!!
Strange as it seems that someone would openly show photos of someone they cared for, he actually seemed quite proud for folk to see.

20 stone is pushing it a bit for me. I'm talking about ordinary everyday women who look perfectly normal with curves and don't have hang-ups about trying to look like Kate Moss or Twiggy or whichever stick thin pencil shaped cutie becomes the next big thing since sliced bread.

I would like to state the same.

I am certainly no chubby chaser!!!

Are you upset because you have put on some love handles Johnny?

Oh and where have you been hiding?