The Work Dump

Hipster_Nebula wrote:What happened to the couple who you caught having sexual relations in the toilet, the guy who was caught wanking in the toilet and the woman who had a dildo in her desk?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:What happened to the couple who you caught having sexual relations in the toilet, the guy who was caught wanking in the toilet and the woman who had a dildo in her desk?

I think you made some of that up, but isn't that the sort of thing that happens at all companies?

Hipster_Nebula wrote: 

And maybe it does, not encountered it myself but I'm not exactly looking.

Keegan wrote:My bet is on Cheryl. She visits the toilet a lot and eats a lot of shite. She would be the most likely to do a poo on the floor as being the most frequent visitor she is most likely to visit when all cubicles are full. Dave isn't going to want to have a fag with the fragrance of Eau de Poo wafting around so is unlikely to be the culprit. Mavis isn't likely to have left the shitter without looking in the mirror (women love mirrors) and so would have seen the offending poo on her face. Irene isn't going to do her first poo in 9 years on the floor where someone could have walked in on her in the act. 

Clearly Cheryl is the prime suspect - but bear in mind that the real culprit may have been someone who agreed to the DNA test knowing full well that there was no blood in the stool and taking the test would remove all suspicion yet prove nothing against them. Does Reebok Trotter work for you?

bwfc71 wrote:Question is, what time did you start work today, what time did you finish?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:Question is, what time did you start work today, what time did you finish?

You bellend, what has that got to do with the price of fish?

Breadman wrote:This is like Cluedo with shit.

"Poodo", as it were......

gloswhite wrote:No wonder the staff are shitting on the floors, when the manager does, in effect, work part-time.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Keegan wrote:My bet is on Cheryl. She visits the toilet a lot and eats a lot of shite. She would be the most likely to do a poo on the floor as being the most frequent visitor she is most likely to visit when all cubicles are full. Dave isn't going to want to have a fag with the fragrance of Eau de Poo wafting around so is unlikely to be the culprit. Mavis isn't likely to have left the shitter without looking in the mirror (women love mirrors) and so would have seen the offending poo on her face. Irene isn't going to do her first poo in 9 years on the floor where someone could have walked in on her in the act. 

Clearly Cheryl is the prime suspect - but bear in mind that the real culprit may have been someone who agreed to the DNA test knowing full well that there was no blood in the stool and taking the test would remove all suspicion yet prove nothing against them. Does Reebok Trotter work for you?

Thanks Miss Marple. I will sack Cheryl in the morning.