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122 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Tue Nov 11 2014, 16:35
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Numpty 28723 wrote:I had the same problem at Chorley General with a Dundee cake - it's the transport costs that hike the prices up.
123 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Tue Nov 11 2014, 22:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
It's 10.15. I've only just got that!Reebok Trotter wrote:Numpty 28723 wrote:I had the same problem at Chorley General with a Dundee cake - it's the transport costs that hike the prices up.
124 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Tue Nov 11 2014, 22:26
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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It m,ust be something to do with your age that!boltonbonce wrote:It's 10.15. I've only just got that!Reebok Trotter wrote:Numpty 28723 wrote:I had the same problem at Chorley General with a Dundee cake - it's the transport costs that hike the prices up.
125 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Tue Nov 11 2014, 22:38
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
How dare you!
If I were 45 years younger I'd knock your block off.
If I were 45 years younger I'd knock your block off.
126 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Tue Nov 11 2014, 22:47
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:How dare you!
If I were 45 years younger I'd knock your block off.
127 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 14:05
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Getting my 'Owzthat game out later
Gonna play a nuts eleven against a celebrity eleven.I picked our team at random,so don't blame me if you couldn't get a place.
Unfortunately,Nat made it into the team,which is a big blow to our chances,because everyone knows women are shite when it comes to cricket. But I've stuck her in at number eleven,so she can have a quick slog and hopefully make a few runs. She can also carry the drinks on.
I've no idea who the captain of the celebrities might be.
Should be a good warm up. We play'Fictional Characters' next,and Sherlock Holmes is in sparkling form for them after scoring 126 not out against a jump jockey's eleven.
Will post the result later tonight.
Gonna play a nuts eleven against a celebrity eleven.I picked our team at random,so don't blame me if you couldn't get a place.
Unfortunately,Nat made it into the team,which is a big blow to our chances,because everyone knows women are shite when it comes to cricket. But I've stuck her in at number eleven,so she can have a quick slog and hopefully make a few runs. She can also carry the drinks on.
I've no idea who the captain of the celebrities might be.
Should be a good warm up. We play'Fictional Characters' next,and Sherlock Holmes is in sparkling form for them after scoring 126 not out against a jump jockey's eleven.
Will post the result later tonight.
128 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 14:07
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:
Unfortunately,Nat made it into the team,which is a big blow to our chances,because everyone knows women are shite when it comes to cricket. But I've stuck her in at number eleven,so she can have a quick slog and hopefully make a few runs. She can also carry the drinks on.
I'm ace at cricket, I spent my childhood watching my Dad play cricket in the Bolton League. I'm a right arm medium pace bowler who bats at number 4.
129 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 14:11
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This is (sadly) true.
Nat was known for a time throughout local cricketing circles as the "Kearsley Mad Bitch".
And to my chagrin, I must admit that she once left me crumpled in a winded heap on the floor, red of face and throbbing of goolies.
Then we shook hands and the actual game started.
Nat was known for a time throughout local cricketing circles as the "Kearsley Mad Bitch".
And to my chagrin, I must admit that she once left me crumpled in a winded heap on the floor, red of face and throbbing of goolies.
Then we shook hands and the actual game started.
130 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 14:15
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
You'll have to bat at 11 Nat but I'll bring you on as first change bowler.
Bat well and you may be considered for the number 4 spot.
Hipster has it at the moment,but his insistence on playing in a kilt is annoying me,so it's up for grabs.
Breadman is keeping wicket.
Magoo is also in. Full team later. Match starts 5pm.
Bat well and you may be considered for the number 4 spot.
Hipster has it at the moment,but his insistence on playing in a kilt is annoying me,so it's up for grabs.
Breadman is keeping wicket.
Magoo is also in. Full team later. Match starts 5pm.
131 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 15:53
Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
I can't wait to see the result of your cricket match Boncey. Is it only celebrities who are alive that can play or will you be resurrecting dead ones as well? Who'll be be playing at silly mid off? So many questions!
My only concern is that the umpire's impartial and doesn't try to fix it so a certain individual clocks up a century.
My only concern is that the umpire's impartial and doesn't try to fix it so a certain individual clocks up a century.
132 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 16:25
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
It will be fair and square. But the start has had to be put back an hour. I made the mistake of putting KP in charge of the barbie,and he managed to burn down the Stella Artois marquee.Numpty 28723 wrote:I can't wait to see the result of your cricket match Boncey. Is it only celebrities who are alive that can play or will you be resurrecting dead ones as well? Who'll be be playing at silly mid off? So many questions!
My only concern is that the umpire's impartial and doesn't try to fix it so a certain individual clocks up a century.
Luckily Magoo was still inside,and doused the flames with a single wee.
No dead celebrities will be allowed for H&S reasons.
133 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 20:19
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Forgot to put the lottery on. I'm in big trouble if my numbers come up. 
134 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 20:40
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just been given a pair of zip up slippers rather like these.
I reckon I'd look a bit of a ponce wearing them. Don't think many people wear carpet slippers these days.
Might just wear them when I'n in on my own watching 'summer wine'.
I reckon I'd look a bit of a ponce wearing them. Don't think many people wear carpet slippers these days.
Might just wear them when I'n in on my own watching 'summer wine'.
135 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 20:45
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Whoever gave you them must think you are the right age for them so I would just keep them for LSW if I were you.boltonbonce wrote:Just been given a pair of zip up slippers rather like these.
I reckon I'd look a bit of a ponce wearing them. Don't think many people wear carpet slippers these days.
Might just wear them when I'n in on my own watching 'summer wine'.
In fact, perhaps just wear them in the shed if you have one?
136 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 20:53
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Thanks KP. I might go the whole hog and buy a matching dressing gown.
137 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 20:58
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Marvin doesn't look very happy there.
Poor Marvin.
He's got a brain the size of a planet, you know........
Poor Marvin.
He's got a brain the size of a planet, you know........
138 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 21:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Hitchhikers or Red Dwarf? You can only take 1 to your desert island.
139 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 21:15
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Hitchhikers all day long.
What about you?
What about you?
140 Re: Bonce's own personal thread Wed Nov 12 2014, 21:25
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Hitchhikers for me too.
Dwarf seemed to lose its way toward the end. Both are still a decent watch though.
Preferred radio version of Hitchhikers though.
Dwarf seemed to lose its way toward the end. Both are still a decent watch though.
Preferred radio version of Hitchhikers though.
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