Magoo banned from Brighton game.

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Women are fascinated by violence.WEIRD what the fuck has that got to do with Casinos,Queers,or Tia Marie's puff tags,fags,arse,bandits,shit stabbers or Brighton.Natasha are you fascinated by violence.No didn't think so.Most Violence is committed by Cowards full off beer muscles.If you wanna fight take up boxing,or a martial Art .Doubt women are fascinated by violence.ive been a victim of severe violence 250 stitches in my head and face.Two men wielding a baseball and a Machete v me and my fists I dived out of a patio door with a 2 foot drop.Lost 3 pints of blood.If anyone doubts my words I'll send them the photos.Luckily I've trained all my life and had no brain damage,blood clots.Two burglars I was asleep on a Sunday night and woke up to too intruders who then proceeded to attack me when confronted.I managed to get out and two men were caught .Fucking annoys me as I can look after myself ,hate bully's and people who think they violence is something to be proud off complete tits.

Didn't help there cause by the subs wearing pink bibs

I know a girl who does colonic irrigation,among other things(did some work on my scars injecting platelets took from your own blood and injecting them into the site ) anyway some arse bandit came in and she put the biggest pipe up his poo shoot and when the colonic irrigation started it came flying out all over her,luckily she had full face mask and paper suit but she ran for cover.Can you imagine the hammer that arse had took.Its just WRONG!

Fuck me  84 you got done big time you certainly can't look after yourself or anyone else sounds like. I have never had a mark on me from any bloke and never will and no fucker would get in my house and it wouldn't matter what weapon they had if they managed to get in they certainly wouldn't get out in one piece. pull your arse cheeks apart and let that wasp out then take a chill pill you are a victim it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Wow your so hard.I wish I was like you.I live in quite a big house and my family were away on holiday at my holiday home in murcia Spain.The police said they think that the intruders thought the house was empty.I fought for my life and I'm 6ft 3 and 18 stone but when you have taken blows from a baseball bat and what was machete I learned laterals my face was cut to fuck.I had to stay at home as I was on buisness.One thing is I can look after myself I was part of mike Tyson's sparring partners when he was training for a fight years ago 25 plus.Basically he knocks fuck out off you but I landed one or two on him as he prepared for his fight.Its a shame I'm not Bruce Lee like you no man ever could touch you with your money,women and erm Bullshit.When it's dark and a baseball bat is being rained down on you the best bet is to get out of there.Im a lot older now and I still managed to break one of the intruders jaws.The police got them and my blood was on their clothing one had a broken jaw,I had 250 stitches.Women impressed by violence YEAH RIGHT!

I've got to laugh at this idiot with his women with benefits BOLLOX.I sparred with Tyson in 2000 before giving up boxing before his fight against Julia's Francis in Manchester.I was one of many sparring partners he had due to my natural weight and height as Mikes smaller he got to give me a good thumping to hone himself.Even with protectors on the man could hit.Fine boxer who lost a lot of his money in people he trusted.Seen him in Manchester at one of Ricky hat tons fights about 6 years ago.El hadj Diouf was hanging around with him.Had a brief word in passing quietly spoken guy out of the ring..I hate having to even mention it but when you have pricks thinking they're something they're not it makes me annoyed.No one can replicate a baseball bat whacked around your head and a machete although I didn't know it at the time.The nurse said to my wife when she got back it's only that he has trained all his life he has no brain damage clots etc.Ive never had a mark on me Wow your tough wish I was so hard CLOWN! Isn't the Circus missing you.

Bloody hell 84, you have indeed had a hard time. Sounds like they rebuilt you, rather than stitched you up. Your recuperation must have taken quite some time. you take it easy, and don't let your blood pressure get too high.

Well I'm nearly 50 now and I thank who ever for every day I live a few inches lower and the machete hits my neck main vain ( I'm dead)the nurse after my CAT Scan said I can't believe your husband has no blood clots or brain bleeding.She said after my wife explained I used to box and still train with weights that my neck muscles had helped cushion the baseball bat blows.Im well recovered the pictures I kept on file to remind myself if ever I get too stressed to enjoy life because I had someone watching over me,plus self preservation .Then you get wanna be fools saying women are fascinated by violence????ARE THEY!Mospeople who saw my injuries where the machete had cut through my face you could see my teeth felt sick.My wife took them as Soon as she got back from Spain as I was supposed to be going to theatre but a Road accident came in and someone was getting use out of someone who had dieds Kidneys,a Transplant so they got me stable and to be honest as the cuts were clean and straight,they stitched them up well.Only on my forehead where I was hit so hard with the swinging bat it splattered the skin ,bursting it in to all different directions.Thats the worse one but I was lucky I didn't get knocked out.Who knows what might have happened.

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Can you not understand English.Make it simple for you I got attacked in my own home and got 250 stitches in my head and face.The End!.

I can, I was just sort of lost how we got there from the original post to colonic irrigation and then being attacked, was a tad disturbing. 

Sorry to hear about the attack though, thats horrific.

I guess it started on the gay thing to a story of a colonic irrigation being done to a person of that persuasion,with the biggest available suction pipe and spillage!URGH! But angry Dad sayi he is double 007 and women are fascinated by violence.Must know some Weird Women?

Off to watch Man U v Liverpool n Arsenal v Spurs.Enjoy your day.

Police hail successful homophobic chant crackdown at Bolton Wanderers v Brighton

Police have hailed efforts to crack down on homophobic chanting at yesterday's game between Wanderers and Brighton as a success, with just one potential hate-related incident reported.

That incident is still under investigation and police are unable to confirm details at the moment.

Before the game, Bolton Wanderers and the police warned fans not to sing homophobic chants, explaining that anyone who did so would be arrested.

In April last year, the Brighton and Hove Supporters Club and the Gay Football Supporters’ network submitted a dossier detailing homophobic abuse that fans have received.

They reported hearing homophobic songs at both home and away games against Bolton on November 24, 2012 and March 9, 2013.

Police therefore believed that the Brighton fixture would be a suitable game to highlight the campaign and stewards and officers handed out cards to both sets of fans about reporting hate crime.

There was also an advert in the match-day programme, detailing the club’s support for police action against homophobic offences and PC Rob Smith, Bolton’s football co-ordination officer for Greater Manchester Police believes the methods worked.

He said: “It was a very well observed game and everyone behaved themselves, apart from the one potential incident that is still under investigation.

“The police and the club did everything possible to get the message out there that those type of chants would not be tolerated and we are very happy with the result.”

There was not such a good result for the Whites, who lost two nil to the seagulls on the day, but despite the loss, fans gave their backing to the campain.

Chris Samways, aged 17, from Chorley said: “I think it is the right thing to do because that sort of abuse is not right, it could be the only way to stop serious abuse.”

Simon Nightingale, aged 41, from Ainsworth added: “I agree, if they are doing homophobic abuse then lock them up — its a game of football at the end of the day and yes there is banter but when it comes to issues of race or sexuality, there is just no need for it.”

The measures were also welcomed by Brighton fan Angela Corr, aged 51, she said: “We get this kind of abuse wherever we go. My son is gay and I think there is a need for people giving out the abuse to realise it is wrong — perhaps arresting them is the only way of doing that.”

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White84 wrote:I've got to laugh at this idiot with his women with benefits BOLLOX.I sparred with Tyson in 2000 before giving up boxing before his fight against Julia's Francis  in Manchester.I was one of many sparring partners he had due to my natural weight and height as Mikes smaller he got to give me a good thumping to hone himself.Even with protectors on the man could hit.Fine boxer who lost a lot of his money in people he trusted.Seen him in Manchester at one of Ricky hat tons fights about 6 years ago.El hadj Diouf was hanging around with him.Had a brief word in passing quietly spoken guy out of the ring..I hate having to even mention it but when you have pricks thinking they're something they're not it makes me annoyed.No one can replicate a baseball bat whacked around your head and a machete although I didn't know it at the time.The nurse said to my wife when she got back it's only that he has trained all his life he has no brain damage clots etc.Ive never had a mark on me Wow your tough wish I was so hard CLOWN! Isn't the Circus missing you.

This is a rant of someone with severe mental health issues, its complete miss spelt gibberish, there seem's to be brain damage here i hope you are taking your medication bub for public safety.

This is getting silly. In mitigation, I kind of know what AD is on about re (some) women liking violence but the only women I've ever met who fit that bill have been complete slappers, usually pissed giving it the "have him Karl" (or similar) routine in the pub or club. Amazing what alcohol and insecurity can do.

The rant is about you,you CLOWN!What you wrote.Nothing clever about violence.Its usually by someone who knows they can get the better of the other person a Bully.The fact AD says that no one could ever lay a finger on him.Well mate you should have took up boxing as you would have been a multi millionaire.Floyd Mayweather on the Bolton board under the disguise of AD.I sparred with some top champions,I wasn't good enough to turn pro where I could of made a good living out of it.My eyes cut too easy,pity but when you get a family I chose to do something different .But as I'm 6ft 3 and 18 stone and was pretty good I made xtra money as a sparring partner one of a good few with certain Champion boxers.Basically they get ready for their fights by knocking the shit out of you.Im not naming too many names but as I said I did get in with Mike Tyson luckily he wasn't wearing the 10 oz gloves.A very long time ago.Like I said I'm getting on now.Wanderlust was right only in the fact that people who drink stupid amounts grow in stature and Dutch courage.AD comment he gets paid fasts amount of money for looking after Brasses,is he a pimp?.Very strange comments anyway jog on with your violence loving whores AD.

It's a funny old game.... Many years ago I was in a nightclub with the missus and this pissed up dude started giving her the hairy eyeball. I went to the bar to get the Pimms and when I got back she was very upset. I asked her what was wrong and she said the dude had been chatting her up while I was at the bar and she wanted me to have a word with him. I told her that she should be thankful for the compliments but she said he had insulted her by saying that he would love to fill her fanny full of Guinness and drink every single drop.

I told her that there was no way I was prepared to tackle a bloke who could sup twelve pints of Guinness in one go!

Needless to say, I didn't get my end away that night.

RT you are a top guy and Bolton fan.You have some great jokes you should do stand up pal!.Funny thing there are people like you who are just like most of us don't claim to be better or worse than anyone else.Then you get your village idiots like AD and his giant pay days for looking after whores.What a cunt.Love to string up the laces and get him in the ring,regardless of my shortcomings as a boxer.Still regret not turning pro but I knew I was not good enough and I didn't want to be a journeyman.Still I profess to be no better than anyone else on this board I'm a normal bloke born in Bolton.Ad n his fantasy celebrity world.Fucking tit( Mr Untouchable).