Hows everyone doing today?

She's booked the day off so we can "spend some quality time together".

Her idea of what constitutes "quality time" is obviously very different to mine.

Breadman wrote:
Her idea of what constitutes "quality time" is obviously very different to mine.

If she's anything like my Mrs it involves me suffering.

God forbid I try and brand watching the football as 'quality time', that definitely doesn't count apprently.

The world's not fair.

I'm knackered. I just had to tow my father in laws car about 3 mile, I've got a Citroen he has some stupid American people carrier thing that weighs about twice what mine weighs. Had to pull it up a hill thought my tyres were going to explode with the amount of wheel spin and burning rubber. Worked a night shift lastnight and now cant sleep and back in work tonight.

Sweetness and light to my fellow nutters! Glitter and sunshine and butterflies and fairies! 

Keegan wrote:Sweetness and light to my fellow nutters! Glitter and sunshine and butterflies and fairies! 

And a Unicorn shitting gold dust.

Breadman wrote:She's booked the day off so we can "spend some quality time together".

Her idea of what constitutes "quality time" is obviously very different to mine.

Set her up with her very own nuts account. You can both spend all day talking shite on here together. I'm sure that constitutes quality time together.

Perhaps delete your last couple of posts first though....

Just finished making a Thermidor sauce and it's well tasty.

Keep smiling everyone.

Breadman wrote:She's booked the day off so we can "spend some quality time together".

Her idea of what constitutes "quality time" is obviously very different to mine.

my missus likes going in that hell on earth in manchester (primark)

luckily it has a nice coffee place next door with free wifi that i occupy until she has had enough of bumping into people and searching for bits of rags on clothes rails!

74 wrote:If she's anything like my Mrs 

She isn't, she's real

come on Boggers we're supposed to be being nice to each other today

Norpig wrote:come on Boggers we're supposed to be pretending to be nice to each other today

fixed that for you

Breadman wrote:She's booked the day off so we can "spend some quality time together".

Her idea of what constitutes "quality time" is obviously very different to mine.

you need to get her into a bar or restaurant so you can at least have a beer, try Grinch on Chapel walks, always nice in there

I'm only kidding

I'm not pretending. 

My mind is clear, gonna start doing Yoga too. 

#progress2015

Boggersbelief wrote:

74 wrote:If she's anything like my Mrs 

She isn't, she's real

Bit nasty.

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If she isn't real I wasted a horrendous amount of last weekend looking at plant pots.

stay away from gourmet burger kitchen though, expensive shite

bwfc1874 wrote:If she isn't real I wasted a horrendous amount of last weekend looking at plant pots.

I'm starting to get a Fight Club vibe from this.

bwfc1874 wrote:If she isn't real I wasted a horrendous amount of last weekend looking at hydroponics equipment.

party at yours?