Calling all pedants!

y2johnny wrote:

Comma after first it
Comma after etc
Comma after jobs

Dick head.

y2johnny wrote:

I wanted to emphasise the dick by giving it space.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

I wanted to emphasise the dick by giving it space.

I'm sure your dick has plenty of space, even in those small Spiderman y-fronts you wear.

y2johnny wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:I let common folk get away with it as it's rarely their fault they had a poor education. Johnny is a good example.

But if I see a spelling mistake or grammatical error in anything deemed "professional" like a newspaper advert, restaurant menu, signage, brochure etc it makes me angry.

It never ceases to amaze me the amount of people that have good jobs that haven't grasped the English language. I always do a test before employing anyone.

Comma after first it
Comma after etc
Comma after jobs

Dick head.

Breadman wrote:And they're big hands.

(And surprisingly hairy for a professional type lady.)

(I'm not biting on the apostrophe.)

Breadman wrote:And they're big hands.

(And surprisingly hairy for a professional type lady.)

(I'm not biting on the apostrophe.)

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

I wanted to emphasise the dick by giving it space.

I'm sure your dick has plenty of space, even in those small Spiderman y-fronts you wear.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Comma after first it
Comma after etc
Comma after jobs

Dick head.

Like most people you're obsessed by the comma but have no idea where to use it.

Bell end.

y2johnny wrote:

Comma after people and comma funnily enough.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Comma after people and comma funnily enough.

boltonbonce wrote:I was late for work.
Couldn't say I was sat in the back garden with a big mug of tea,looking at the sky until one in the morning,so I told them I'd been watching porn all night and  got stuck to my keyboard.