I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy

largehat wrote:
You're welcome, Quent.

I don't understand why you aren't booking your own travel arrangements. I am sure you could shave up to £200 off the £4,300 if you look for a cheap deal on Teletext. You could use any saving towards a gift for Billie.

Don't be hurried into consummating your relationship until you are ready. If you are not ready, Billie has to respect this.

Quent, I do not wish to be vulgar or mechanical with regards to your new adventure but in regards to your last point, there are a couple of things you need to know ahead of time.

Is Billie having the big op? Has she had it yet?

If she hasn't had the op, you may need to down the brown. If she's had the op, you can sink the pink.

There's also the small matter of ensuring Billie is satisfied, and whether this would involve you biting into a pillow and thinking of Blighty. Is this something you would be prepared to do? Or maybe just in the short term? And will you expect Billie to have the courtesy to give you a reach-around?

Reebok Trotter wrote:Quent, be very careful with this one! You could have inadvertently opened a can of worms. Have a good look at Billie post-op. Do you see a likeness to anyone ?

Now take a look at Billie pre-op. Do you recognise the location ? If I'm not mistaken Billie is spinning you a yarn. The second picture was taken outside Osama Bin Laden's compound in Bottybad and the person in the photo is none other than Doctor Mohammed Chattergee, the well known Bollywood plastic surgeon.

Remember, Osama's body was never found. I think you may be onto something!

Quent wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:Quent, be very careful with this one! You could have inadvertently opened a can of worms. Have a good look at Billie post-op. Do you see a likeness to anyone ?

Now take a look at Billie pre-op. Do you recognise the location ? If I'm not mistaken Billie is spinning you a yarn. The second picture was taken outside Osama Bin Laden's compound in Bottybad and the person in the photo is none other than Doctor Mohammed Chattergee, the well known Bollywood plastic surgeon.

Remember, Osama's body was never found. I think you may be onto something!

RT, you've done a great job of turning a sexy situation into something that is not. Thanks.

Numpty 28723 wrote:

I helped as well.

Quent wrote:Billie is fitter than any girl or boy I could pull in Denton.

Quent wrote:I thank you for your penis tips..

Keegan wrote:

There's more than one tip?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Keegan wrote:

There's more than one tip?

There is in this relationship.

Numpty 28723 wrote:


Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it’s a
man. I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing.

Quent wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:


Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it’s a
man. I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing.

I felt like this until I really started looking into ladyboys. Billie has a friend, I can set you up.

chipbutty wrote:Give me strength (or whatever is next on the shelve). There is a big wide world out there. Life is not just 'Pot Noodles' and Jeremy Kyle.

Errrrr ...... I fancy that but, errrr .....

I know, I'll go down the pub and av a few wiv me mates, yea, that's it, they'll know what's best.

No they did not know 'what's best' in fact, as usual they know F... A.. So went home more frustrated than ever.

Errrrr. logged-on to a certain site. Hell fire, couldn't believe what was on display.



And the 'Moral of the Story' is. Life is to short, just get on with it.



PS. Oh yea. don't forget that ' The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.