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Quent, bear in mind the old saying, an eye for an eye, etc. Are you prepared to go a 'length for a length' ? Think carefully.
I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy
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Numpty 28723
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42 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Tue May 29 2012, 20:50
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Well it's all bought and paid for. I fly to Phuket International Airport on Friday for 3 days of ladyboy love! Can't wait. Going to Topman tomorrow to update my wardrobe.
I'm still a bit worried about our first sexual encounter. It's easy with women, you just hand over the money and they let you wiggle it about a bit until you come. But what will happen with Billie? What is the ladyboy etiquette when having sex? Do I bend over for her or does she bend over for me? I saw a gay sex scene in Shameless once, wish I'd paid more attention as it could be awkward if we both bend over at the same time.
I'm still a bit worried about our first sexual encounter. It's easy with women, you just hand over the money and they let you wiggle it about a bit until you come. But what will happen with Billie? What is the ladyboy etiquette when having sex? Do I bend over for her or does she bend over for me? I saw a gay sex scene in Shameless once, wish I'd paid more attention as it could be awkward if we both bend over at the same time.
43 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Tue May 29 2012, 20:52
Sluffy
Admin
chipbutty wrote:
PS. Oh yea. don't forget that ' The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.
44 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Tue May 29 2012, 20:56
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Sluffy wrote:chipbutty wrote:
PS. Oh yea. don't forget that ' The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.
Ha Ha!
Quent, don't forget the case of young Jimmy Barnes.
45 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Tue May 29 2012, 21:59
Guest
Guest
Quent wrote: What is the ladyboy etiquette when having sex? Do I bend over for her or does she bend over for me?
I think BWFC71 is the man to answer this one. PM him.
46 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Tue May 29 2012, 22:32
bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Bolton Hater wrote:Quent wrote: What is the ladyboy etiquette when having sex? Do I bend over for her or does she bend over for me?
I think BWFC71 is the man to answer this one. PM him.
You are the one who has man on man experience! You have, after all, come out of the closet on this forum.
47 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Tue May 29 2012, 22:37
Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Quent wrote:Well it's all bought and paid for. I fly to Phuket International Airport on Friday for 3 days of ladyboy love! Can't wait. Going to Topman tomorrow to update my wardrobe.
I'm still a bit worried about our first sexual encounter. It's easy with women, you just hand over the money and they let you wiggle it about a bit until you come. But what will happen with Billie? What is the ladyboy etiquette when having sex? Do I bend over for her or does she bend over for me? I saw a gay sex scene in Shameless once, wish I'd paid more attention as it could be awkward if we both bend over at the same time.
Two things to consider here.
1) Don't face each other while bending - a clash of heads could cause instant unconsciousness resulting in £4,300 down the shitter (if you'll pardon the expression).
2) To update your wardrobe IKEA is the better option.
I'm still a bit worried about our first sexual encounter. It's easy with women, you just hand over the money and they let you wiggle it about a bit until you come. But what will happen with Billie? What is the ladyboy etiquette when having sex? Do I bend over for her or does she bend over for me? I saw a gay sex scene in Shameless once, wish I'd paid more attention as it could be awkward if we both bend over at the same time.
Two things to consider here.
1) Don't face each other while bending - a clash of heads could cause instant unconsciousness resulting in £4,300 down the shitter (if you'll pardon the expression).
2) To update your wardrobe IKEA is the better option.
48 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Tue May 29 2012, 22:38
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Numpty 28723 wrote:Quent wrote:Well it's all bought and paid for. I fly to Phuket International Airport on Friday for 3 days of ladyboy love! Can't wait. Going to Topman tomorrow to update my wardrobe.
I'm still a bit worried about our first sexual encounter. It's easy with women, you just hand over the money and they let you wiggle it about a bit until you come. But what will happen with Billie? What is the ladyboy etiquette when having sex? Do I bend over for her or does she bend over for me? I saw a gay sex scene in Shameless once, wish I'd paid more attention as it could be awkward if we both bend over at the same time.
Two things to consider here.
1) Don't face each other while bending - a clash of heads could cause instant unconsciousness resulting in £4,300 down the shitter (if you'll pardon the expression).
2) To update your wardrobe IKEA is the better option.
I like it!
49 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Tue May 29 2012, 22:40
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Thanks for the advice Numpty but I have been doing some research for the last hour and am a bit more clued up on how it works. Billie is hot and I can't wait to see her. Perhaps I can convince her to have her 12 incher removed if things go well.
50 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Tue May 29 2012, 22:46
Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Quent wrote:Thanks for the advice Numpty but I have been doing some research for the last hour and am a bit more clued up on how it works. Billie is hot and I can't wait to see her. Perhaps I can convince her to have her 12 incher removed if things go well.
And you may need to call the emergency services to have it removed if things don't go well.
51 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Tue May 29 2012, 22:50
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Make sure you pack a tube of KY jelly because not all of these ' she male ' types are hung like sparrows.
52 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Wed May 30 2012, 06:24
Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Please don't post any action photos
53 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Wed May 30 2012, 16:07
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Now that I'm booked on a flight and the ladyboy company have booked my hotel I have received several e-mails and photos from other ladyboys. I guess the more I see the more chance of me marrying one and paying their commission. It's very romantic.
Anyway, this is Kala and she is even sexier than Billie:
I'm spoilt for choice. Billie or Kala?
Anyway, this is Kala and she is even sexier than Billie:
I'm spoilt for choice. Billie or Kala?
54 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Wed May 30 2012, 16:14
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I think Billie looks more feminine, and Kala's photo looks like a mugshot.
55 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Wed May 30 2012, 16:53
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Kalas photo is a professionally shot portrait, so she must be raking it in turning tricks to get that kind of attention.
56 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Wed May 30 2012, 17:18
largehat
Frank Worthington
Is Kala planning on having her knob removed?
57 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Wed May 30 2012, 17:43
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
largehat wrote:Is Kala planning on having her knob removed?
We've only exchanged a couple of e-mails, bit soon for the knob question LH.
58 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Wed May 30 2012, 17:55
Keegan
Admin
I suspect I have always pronounced "Phuket" incorrectly.
59 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Wed May 30 2012, 17:56
Sluffy
Admin
Whilst they are in possession of one, surely it most be grammatically correct to refer to it as 'his' knob, I would have thought?
60 Re: I think I'm in love with a Ladyboy Wed May 30 2012, 18:05
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Sluffy wrote:Whilst they are in possession of one, surely it most be grammatically correct to refer to it as 'his' knob, I would have thought?
Try telling that to Kala, she'll rip your balls off.
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