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My marriage to Billie is over.
I waved goodbye to her this morning as she returned to Phuket, deported by David Cameron and his bastard government. And for what, having big feet?
We managed to locate a decent stock of germoline so our sex life had been amazing. Every night Billie would shaft me with her 12 incher, I've become so loose down there you could drive a train through my arse and it wouldn't touch the sides. But I enjoyed every minute of it. There's something bloody erotic about been shafted by your girlfriend's cock.
Anyway, after the humiliation of the party we decided to venture out again and went into downtown Denton on Wednesday night. Billie was captivated by the bright lights and chavs on every corner. We ventured into a pub and people were in awe of Billie, every man wanted to be with her and every woman wanted to be her. I was on cloud nine again.
Unfortunately Billie is not the brightest and ended up in the gents bogs again, just as the local gangsters were doing their latest drug deal. They couldn't help notice Billie's 12 inch cock. Next thing I know a fight spills out of the bogs and into the bar area. Billie took all four gangsters out without smudging her mascara, cock still hanging out. Two broken arms, one broken nose, a fractured skull and one heart attack. There will be less drugs on the streets of Denton tonight.
Unfortunately some lag called the cops and they arrived on the scene just as Bilie was fastening herself back into her jockstrap.
So she has now been deported for breaking the terms of her Visa, she said she was a woman. So I think that's it, I still love Billie but my arse needs a break. I might give Marie a call next week.
I waved goodbye to her this morning as she returned to Phuket, deported by David Cameron and his bastard government. And for what, having big feet?
We managed to locate a decent stock of germoline so our sex life had been amazing. Every night Billie would shaft me with her 12 incher, I've become so loose down there you could drive a train through my arse and it wouldn't touch the sides. But I enjoyed every minute of it. There's something bloody erotic about been shafted by your girlfriend's cock.
Anyway, after the humiliation of the party we decided to venture out again and went into downtown Denton on Wednesday night. Billie was captivated by the bright lights and chavs on every corner. We ventured into a pub and people were in awe of Billie, every man wanted to be with her and every woman wanted to be her. I was on cloud nine again.
Unfortunately Billie is not the brightest and ended up in the gents bogs again, just as the local gangsters were doing their latest drug deal. They couldn't help notice Billie's 12 inch cock. Next thing I know a fight spills out of the bogs and into the bar area. Billie took all four gangsters out without smudging her mascara, cock still hanging out. Two broken arms, one broken nose, a fractured skull and one heart attack. There will be less drugs on the streets of Denton tonight.
Unfortunately some lag called the cops and they arrived on the scene just as Bilie was fastening herself back into her jockstrap.
So she has now been deported for breaking the terms of her Visa, she said she was a woman. So I think that's it, I still love Billie but my arse needs a break. I might give Marie a call next week.
