Wrestling XI

Saw something on tv earlier gave me this idea. .. 



Yokozuna

Mr Perfect... TheUndertaker.... Kane... JaketheSnake

The Earthquake

Bret Heart.... PapaShango... RickRude

UltimateWarrior... Goldberg


On the bench.
Hulk Hogan. The Road Warriors. Rick Flair. 


Pick your team...

You ready for some really in depth thinking now.

Goalkeeper always needs to have a bit of a screw loose and very agile with quick reflexes. So gk goes to jeff hardy.

Rb - someone with stamina and speed (same as lb really and i dont know who is left footed or not so both full back positions will be) seth rollins and neville.

Cb. Big hard bastards. Stone cold and goldberg (good luck getting passed those two (in one peice anyway)

3 cm. Skillful and fast. Neville. Captain, defensive and stalwart - triple h. Grafter with a hard tackle. John cena.

Left and right wing. Very quick. Good composure. Edge and the rock. And last but not least. ......

......a striker. Best finisher in the business of course. Chris jericho

Biggie wrote:Saw something on tv earlier gave me this idea. .. 



Yokozuna

Mr Perfect... TheUndertaker.... Kane... JaketheSnake

The Earthquake

Bret Heart.... PapaShango... RickRude

UltimateWarrior... Goldberg

What's better than having one Ultimate Warrior up front?

That's right....two Ultimate Warriors.

Breadman wrote:

Biggie wrote:Saw something on tv earlier gave me this idea. .. 



Yokozuna

Mr Perfect... TheUndertaker.... Kane... JaketheSnake

The Earthquake

Bret Heart.... PapaShango... RickRude

UltimateWarrior... Goldberg

What's better than having one Ultimate Warrior up front?

That's right....two Ultimate Warriors.

I think I'll have a massive cocktail with all sorts of shit in it while I have a think about this one.....

Make sure you put some Kia Ora and Tea in it.

I've just realised I've got no whelks in the house so I'm going to have to leave it for now unfortunately.

Don't forget the egg.

Now please submit your own wrestling team via the reply box below.

Eight Big Daddies, two Giant Haystacks and a Kendo Nagasaki.

Has to be Bert and Vic surely?
And I think Billy Two Rivers lived in Bolton briefly when he was bonking Wayne Hemingway's mum.

surely you would need Catweazel on the wing and Fit Finlay patrolling the midfield? Also Giant Haystacks would be great in goal, he would just block it out 

Colin Joynson was a well known wrestler and also ran the New Inn on Halliwell Road. i once went past and saw him pick a bloke up still on his stool and chuck him almost onto Halliwell Road, he'd make a great centre half.

I'm going with a theme.

Johnny, can you name this team?


Papa Shango

Battle Kat, Giant Gonzalez, The Executioner, Kane

Ax, Smash and Crush of Demolition, Beserker

Missing Link, Doink The Clown

Who was the guy with the sock?

He can be kitman.

Barb Dwyer wrote:Who was the guy with the sock?

He can be kitman.

Mick Foley (Mankind). I do believe he named it Mr. Socko!

Did you have to learn all this shit before you went for your interview at WWE or are you just as sad as Johnny.....?

finlaymcdanger wrote:

Barb Dwyer wrote:Who was the guy with the sock?

He can be kitman.

Mick Foley (Mankind). I do believe he named it Mr. Socko!

As all good kitmen do.

Surely no wrestling XI would be complete without The Masked Zebra Kid in central defence?

Breadman wrote:Did you have to learn all this shit before you went for your interview at WWE or are you just as sad as Johnny.....?

I have a good mate from Leeds who gave me a 3 hour crash course before my first interview (of 7!). I honesty couldn't have even named The Rock before that.

HR make you come up with your own wrestler name as part of their process. Before you ask I'll never ever tell. Not never!

the best one i heard was in a Shane Meadows short film about a bloke trying to be a wrestler, it was the Alabaster Salamander 

finlaymcdanger wrote:

Breadman wrote:Did you have to learn all this shit before you went for your interview at WWE or are you just as sad as Johnny.....?

I have a good mate from Leeds who gave me a 3 hour crash course before my first interview (of 7!). I honesty couldn't have even named The Rock before that.

HR make you come up with your own wrestler name as part of their process. Before you ask I'll never ever tell. Not never!

did you go with finlay mcdanger as your wrestling name?!