Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

boltonbonce wrote:Tomorrow’s Health Walk will start at 10:00am. Meet outside the Chip Shop.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm being plagued by a huge bluebottle. I've spoken to it in the strongest of terms,and tried to usher it out of the window,but it's not having it.
At the moment it's walking along an autographed picture of Bob Taylor,stopping at intervals to perform some weird shit with its legs.
Killing anything,for me,is out of the question,so I'm now planning to sneak up on it with my Jussi Jaaskelainen testimonial mug,cover it,before it knows what is happening,and it's job done. I can then set it free in the garden.
All this,and I haven't even been for my paper yet.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm not a murderer!
Nat uses one of those things on Cecil.

boltonbonce wrote:I got the thing into the back garden. Job done.

Got back upstairs,and there are three more of the bastards zipping about. I'm going to ignore them.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I got the thing into the back garden. Job done.

Got back upstairs,and there are three more of the bastards zipping about. I'm going to ignore them.

Do you need to do the washing up and put the bin out?

Ever thought about getting one of those fly screens?

boltonbonce wrote:

Cajunboy wrote:4th of 7. Not looking like a Champion hurdle prospect!!

Back to the day job.

boltonbonce wrote:I got the thing into the back garden. Job done.

Got back upstairs,and there are three more of the bastards zipping about. I'm going to ignore them.

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I got the thing into the back garden. Job done.

Got back upstairs,and there are three more of the bastards zipping about. I'm going to ignore them.

Don't let them shit or puke on your lunch, or it could be your last meal.

boltonbonce wrote:Never listen to people with purple hair.

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