Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Now that's what I call a hardware shop. Must have been a bugger getting the stuff in at closing time.

boltonbonce wrote:Now that's what I call a hardware shop. Must have been a bugger getting the stuff in at closing time.

Arkwright could have learned a lot from this shop to increase sales!

Would you pay £935 for this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-44288722

Just seen that myself, what a load of shite 

Some fashion victim will buy it no doubt, it looks like when you have a t-shirt and shirt on the same hanger for one price but someone got confused.

Norpig wrote:Just seen that myself, what a load of shite 

Some fashion victim will buy it no doubt, it looks like when you have a t-shirt and shirt on the same hanger for one price but someone got confused.

They might at least give you a free tie with it.

My three Irish lottery numbers came up tonight.

Trouble is,I'd forgotten to put them on. Haven't missed a Wednesday or Saturday draw for years,and the one time I do.........£701 down the pan.

I'm binning those numbers and doing a lucky dip from now on. I'm seriously pissed off.

boltonbonce wrote:My three Irish lottery numbers came up tonight.

Trouble is,I'd forgotten to put them on. Haven't missed a Wednesday or Saturday draw for years,and the one time I do.........£701 down the pan.

I'm binning those numbers and doing a lucky dip from now on. I'm seriously pissed off.

But today I win ten quid on Goldline.  Things are looking up.

I really need to get my lips done. Wonder what Nat's are like?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/health-44246086/perfecting-the-pout-which-city-is-the-uk-s-lip-filler-capital

Must get some of this Mexican toilet paper.

Not the sharpest tool in the box.

boltonbonce wrote:Must get some of this Mexican toilet paper.

Suavidad sin fronteras! (Softness without borders) Hilarious.......They may be referring to his fringe! I wonder if it's wind resistant?

Read my lad Mr. Tickle before bed tonight. There is a picture of Mr. Tickle tickling Mr. Bump so as I was explaining what was happening in the picture to him, I accidentally came out with Mr. Tickle is tickling Mr. Bonce!

Am I in need of a break from here Boncey?

That would make an interesting porn movie.

Just ordered a kebab, she’s called donner. 

Pure filth!

With Cecil out of the picture,Nat can take her pick. Some prime beef here.