Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Thanks men. I might need some advice from  a few of the more experienced loafers on here.

There is no downside to retirement - just a lot more time to enjoy what you like doing.

xmiles wrote:There is no downside to retirement - just a lot more time to enjoy what you like doing.

That's how I intend to look at it. I've had a few mates pass away before they reached retirement,

so I intend to make the most of it.

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.

boltonbonce wrote:

xmiles wrote:There is no downside to retirement - just a lot more time to enjoy what you like doing.

That's how I intend to look at it. I've had a few mates pass away before they reached retirement,

so I intend to make the most of it.

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Very profound and certainly a much deeper meaning than his better known brother's most famous quote -

We build better houses.

- Barratt Homes

Now that Boncey is retiring i think it's time he was made a mod on here 

Think of all those topics he's been holding back for those quiet times on here, Nat will absolutely love Nuts when Boncey is in charge.

Norpig wrote:Now that Boncey is retiring i think it's time he was made a mod on here 

Think of all those topics he's been holding back for those quiet times on here, Nat will absolutely love Nuts when Boncey is in charge.

Nice idea Norpig.

I've been doing some research on ear picking in Thailand,and belly button cleaning in China.
These two subjects have been shamefully neglected on here in recent years,and I'm sure my fellow posters would be intrigued.

My other passion at the moment is 'people being massaged with unusual objects'. I've made stacks of notes about this,which I may upload at a later date.

But I must draw your attention to the following unusual objects massage video,which is particularly good,the high point being the arrival of Ken Dodd at around 4.40. Sensational.

Norpig wrote:Now that Boncey is retiring i think it's time he was made a mod on here 

Think of all those topics he's been holding back for those quiet times on here, Nat will absolutely love Nuts when Boncey is in charge.

We have several times in the past asked if anyone wanted to be a mod on here (or indeed wanted to help us out in anyway they would like), so we would be more than delighted if Bonce would like to spent a bit of his soon to be free time helping us out on Nuts.

If he (or anyone else interested themselves) would like to get more involved behind the scenes please say so (or if you prefer drop a line by pm to Karly, BTID or myself).

Every little bit helps - as they say!

Beggars belief.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-norfolk-42817337/carer-filmed-slapping-kettering-dementia-patient

Just joined Creamline Dairies.

Real glass milk bottles and all that shit.

Well excited.

boltonbonce wrote:Beggars belief.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-norfolk-42817337/carer-filmed-slapping-kettering-dementia-patient

This makes my blood boil.

Last day at work tomorrow,and my colleague has bought me a model of a Bolton Corporation double decker bus.
I'd have settled for a few cases of beer,but it's the thought that counts,I suppose.

boltonbonce wrote:Last day at work tomorrow,and my colleague has bought me a model of a Bolton Corporation double decker bus.
I'd have settled for a few cases of beer,but it's the thought that counts,I suppose.

Is the thought that you look like the back end of a bus perhaps?




Long and happy retirement mate.

Sluffy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Last day at work tomorrow,and my colleague has bought me a model of a Bolton Corporation double decker bus.
I'd have settled for a few cases of beer,but it's the thought that counts,I suppose.

Is the thought that you look like the back end of a bus perhaps?




Long and happy retirement mate.

Thanks Sluffy.

I think they'd probably like me to jump on a double decker and bugger off back to Bolton.
All good lads though,and I'll certainly miss the banter.
I'll have to find some other outlet.

Cajunboy wrote:

Thanks Cajun. I've started dusting off my tool kit.

A+E are on standby.

You could be sleeping on a trolley tonight, or trapped in an ambulance with two burly blokes.

Congrats Boncey on your retirement.

Hopefully you won't be spending most of the time in A+E!

karlypants wrote:Congrats Boncey on your retirement.

Hopefully you won't be spending most of the time in A+E!

Cheers KP. I'm taking a bottle of Irish whiskey in for my last day tomorrow.

It could get ugly.

I won't be using any machinery.

Justice.

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