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61 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 24 2018, 18:14

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Thanks men. I might need some advice from  a few of the more experienced loafers on here. Cool

62 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 24 2018, 22:00

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Ivan Campo
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There is no downside to retirement - just a lot more time to enjoy what you like doing.

63 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 24 2018, 22:07

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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@xmiles wrote:There is no downside to retirement - just a lot more time to enjoy what you like doing.
That's how I intend to look at it. I've had a few mates pass away before they reached retirement,

so I intend to make the most of it.

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

64 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 24 2018, 23:59

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@xmiles wrote:There is no downside to retirement - just a lot more time to enjoy what you like doing.
That's how I intend to look at it. I've had a few mates pass away before they reached retirement,

so I intend to make the most of it.

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Very profound and certainly a much deeper meaning than his better known brother's most famous quote -

We build better houses.

- Barratt Homes


65 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jan 25 2018, 04:37

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Very Happy

66 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jan 25 2018, 13:29

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
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Now that Boncey is retiring i think it's time he was made a mod on here  Very Happy

Think of all those topics he's been holding back for those quiet times on here, Nat will absolutely love Nuts when Boncey is in charge.

67 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jan 25 2018, 13:58

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:Now that Boncey is retiring i think it's time he was made a mod on here  Very Happy

Think of all those topics he's been holding back for those quiet times on here, Nat will absolutely love Nuts when Boncey is in charge.
Nice idea Norpig.

I've been doing some research on ear picking in Thailand,and belly button cleaning in China.
These two subjects have been shamefully neglected on here in recent years,and I'm sure my fellow posters would be intrigued.

My other passion at the moment is 'people being massaged with unusual objects'. I've made stacks of notes about this,which I may upload at a later date.

But I must draw your attention to the following unusual objects massage video,which is particularly good,the high point being the arrival of Ken Dodd at around 4.40. Sensational.

68 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jan 25 2018, 14:00

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@Norpig wrote:Now that Boncey is retiring i think it's time he was made a mod on here  Very Happy

Think of all those topics he's been holding back for those quiet times on here, Nat will absolutely love Nuts when Boncey is in charge.

We have several times in the past asked if anyone wanted to be a mod on here (or indeed wanted to help us out in anyway they would like), so we would be more than delighted if Bonce would like to spent a bit of his soon to be free time helping us out on Nuts.

If he (or anyone else interested themselves) would like to get more involved behind the scenes please say so (or if you prefer drop a line by pm to Karly, BTID or myself).

Every little bit helps - as they say!

69 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jan 25 2018, 19:17

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Nat Lofthouse
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70 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jan 26 2018, 22:02

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Nat Lofthouse
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Just joined Creamline Dairies.

Real glass milk bottles and all that shit.

Well excited.

71 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jan 26 2018, 22:04

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72 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 30 2018, 13:48

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Last day at work tomorrow,and my colleague has bought me a model of a Bolton Corporation double decker bus.
I'd have settled for a few cases of beer,but it's the thought that counts,I suppose.

73 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 30 2018, 14:07

Sluffy

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@boltonbonce wrote:Last day at work tomorrow,and my colleague has bought me a model of a Bolton Corporation double decker bus.
I'd have settled for a few cases of beer,but it's the thought that counts,I suppose.

Is the thought that you look like the back end of a bus perhaps?

Very Happy


Long and happy retirement mate.


74 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 30 2018, 14:27

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Nat Lofthouse
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@Sluffy wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Last day at work tomorrow,and my colleague has bought me a model of a Bolton Corporation double decker bus.
I'd have settled for a few cases of beer,but it's the thought that counts,I suppose.

Is the thought that you look like the back end of a bus perhaps?

Very Happy


Long and happy retirement mate.


Thanks Sluffy.

I think they'd probably like me to jump on a double decker and bugger off back to Bolton.
All good lads though,and I'll certainly miss the banter.
I'll have to find some other outlet. Surprised

75 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 30 2018, 15:52

Cajunboy

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Andy Walker
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76 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 30 2018, 15:57

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Nat Lofthouse
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@Cajunboy wrote:
Thanks Cajun. I've started dusting off my tool kit.

A+E are on standby.

77 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 30 2018, 16:03

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Andy Walker
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You could be sleeping on a trolley tonight, or trapped in an ambulance with two burly blokes.

78 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 30 2018, 16:42

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Nat Lofthouse
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Congrats Boncey on your retirement.

Hopefully you won't be spending most of the time in A+E! Very Happy

79 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 30 2018, 17:12

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Nat Lofthouse
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@karlypants wrote:Congrats Boncey on your retirement.

Hopefully you won't be spending most of the time in A+E! Very Happy
Cheers KP. I'm taking a bottle of Irish whiskey in for my last day tomorrow.

It could get ugly. Shocked

I won't be using any machinery.

80 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 31 2018, 14:12

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Nat Lofthouse
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81 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 31 2018, 14:31

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
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Is that it then Boncey? Work all done forever and time to go to the pub all day everyday?

82 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 31 2018, 14:45

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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@Norpig wrote:Is that it then Boncey? Work all done forever and time to go to the pub all day everyday?
I'm free.
I've already threatened to get my toolkit out,and start doing a few jobs around the house.
Mainly repairs to jobs I started late last year.
Enthusiasm sometimes gets the better of me. Like when I built a dolls house,then couldn't fit it through the front door.
I might renew my permit for Woolston Eyes,which I let slide a few years ago,due mainly to work getting in the way.
I'll also return to buying a daily paper,now that I have the morning to read it.
Another dog? I don't think so,but you never know.
I'll also be able to get those old bloke discounts,like cheaper season tickets,and bus fares.
I might even buy a shopping trolley and all that kind of shit.
I think I'm going to enjoy this caper.

83 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Feb 01 2018, 10:20

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Nat Lofthouse
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This is bad news for a snack freak,like me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42864685

84 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 04:41

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Nat Lofthouse
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Anyone else ready for Chinese New Year?

85 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 08:43

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
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How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.

86 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 13:58

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Nat Lofthouse
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@Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.

It's fucking CECIL.

87 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 14:01

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Nat Lofthouse
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ooops silly me  Very Happy

You need to change your avi back so i can remember. Bit harsh calling yourself it by the way, you're not all that bad.

88 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 14:04

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Nat Lofthouse
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I don't fuck, I make love. Before I was a virgin, obviously.

89 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 14:08

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!

I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.

90 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:27

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Nat Lofthouse
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@boltonbonce wrote:I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!

I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.
I just can't believe that you have let this riffraff in to your own personal thread! Shocked

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