Is that it then Boncey? Work all done forever and time to go to the pub all day everyday?
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI
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82 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Wed Jan 31 2018, 14:45
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm free.Norpig wrote:Is that it then Boncey? Work all done forever and time to go to the pub all day everyday?
I've already threatened to get my toolkit out,and start doing a few jobs around the house.
Mainly repairs to jobs I started late last year.
Enthusiasm sometimes gets the better of me. Like when I built a dolls house,then couldn't fit it through the front door.
I might renew my permit for Woolston Eyes,which I let slide a few years ago,due mainly to work getting in the way.
I'll also return to buying a daily paper,now that I have the morning to read it.
Another dog? I don't think so,but you never know.
I'll also be able to get those old bloke discounts,like cheaper season tickets,and bus fares.
I might even buy a shopping trolley and all that kind of shit.
I think I'm going to enjoy this caper.
84 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 04:41
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Anyone else ready for Chinese New Year?
85 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 08:43
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.
86 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 13:58
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.
It's fucking CECIL.
87 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 14:01
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
ooops silly me
You need to change your avi back so i can remember. Bit harsh calling yourself it by the way, you're not all that bad.
You need to change your avi back so i can remember. Bit harsh calling yourself it by the way, you're not all that bad.
88 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 14:04
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I don't fuck, I make love. Before I was a virgin, obviously.
89 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 14:08
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!
I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.
I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.
90 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:27
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I just can't believe that you have let this riffraff in to your own personal thread!boltonbonce wrote:I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!
I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.
91 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:28
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I never knew that Cedric was a midget.Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.
I bought this outfit for my kid last night to enjoy in the Chinese New Year festivities next week.
92 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I operate an open door policy.karlypants wrote:I just can't believe that you have let this riffraff in to your own personal thread!boltonbonce wrote:I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!
I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.
I just wish Nat would flush when she's finished.
93 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:33
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:I operate an open door policy.karlypants wrote:I just can't believe that you have let this riffraff in to your own personal thread!boltonbonce wrote:I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!
I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.
I just wish Nat would flush when she's finished.
94 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 17:18
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
There's a midget in the awesome Three Billboards. (Go see!)karlypants wrote:I never knew that Cedric was a midget.Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.
Is Cyril/Cedric/Cecil an actor, Nat? If so he's bloody good! Oscar-standard!
95 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 17:25
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
He was nominated for the best short film.okocha wrote:There's a midget in the awesome Three Billboards. (Go see!)karlypants wrote:I never knew that Cedric was a midget.Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.
Is Cyril/Cedric/Cecil an actor, Nat? If so he's bloody good! Oscar-standard!
96 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sun Feb 04 2018, 13:40
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Disappointing. I was thrown just short of the record last year. Save on witch hazel though.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364
97 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Feb 05 2018, 09:59
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Do any of you lot slap it on before you go out? I must say,the skin care products available to men these days,has gone through the roof.
I'll stick to good old soap and water.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-42869170/male-make-up-korean-men-have-started-a-beauty-revolution
I'll stick to good old soap and water.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-42869170/male-make-up-korean-men-have-started-a-beauty-revolution
98 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Feb 05 2018, 11:40
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I don't need make up, I am a natural beauty.
99 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Feb 05 2018, 12:08
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm talking about men.Natasha Whittam wrote:I don't need make up, I am a natural beauty.
100 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Feb 05 2018, 12:11
y2johnny
Tony Kelly
Natasha Whittam wrote:I don't use make up, its like trying to polish a turd
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