Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Norpig · 81 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Wed Jan 31 2018, 14:31

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Is that it then Boncey? Work all done forever and time to go to the pub all day everyday?

boltonbonce · 82 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Wed Jan 31 2018, 14:45

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Norpig wrote:Is that it then Boncey? Work all done forever and time to go to the pub all day everyday?

I'm free.
I've already threatened to get my toolkit out,and start doing a few jobs around the house.
Mainly repairs to jobs I started late last year.
Enthusiasm sometimes gets the better of me. Like when I built a dolls house,then couldn't fit it through the front door.
I might renew my permit for Woolston Eyes,which I let slide a few years ago,due mainly to work getting in the way.
I'll also return to buying a daily paper,now that I have the morning to read it.
Another dog? I don't think so,but you never know.
I'll also be able to get those old bloke discounts,like cheaper season tickets,and bus fares.
I might even buy a shopping trolley and all that kind of shit.
I think I'm going to enjoy this caper.

boltonbonce · 83 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Feb 01 2018, 10:20

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This is bad news for a snack freak,like me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42864685

karlypants · 84 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 04:41

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Anyone else ready for Chinese New Year?

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Norpig · 85 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 08:43

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How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.

Natasha Whittam · 86 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 13:58

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Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.

It's fucking CECIL.

Norpig · 87 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 14:01

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ooops silly me Very Happy

You need to change your avi back so i can remember. Bit harsh calling yourself it by the way, you're not all that bad.

Natasha Whittam · 88 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 14:04

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I don't fuck, I make love. Before I was a virgin, obviously.

boltonbonce · 89 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 14:08

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I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!

I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.

karlypants · 90 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:27

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boltonbonce wrote:I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!

I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.

I just can't believe that you have let this riffraff in to your own personal thread! Shocked

karlypants · 91 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:28

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Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.

I never knew that Cedric was a midget.

I bought this outfit for my kid last night to enjoy in the Chinese New Year festivities next week. Very Happy

boltonbonce · 92 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:31

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karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!

I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.

I just can't believe that you have let this riffraff in to your own personal thread!

I operate an open door policy.

I just wish Nat would flush when she's finished.

karlypants · 93 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 15:33

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boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I've only been down to the shops,and you're on my thread talking filth!

I don't know how Cyril puts up with you.

I just can't believe that you have let this riffraff in to your own personal thread!

I operate an open door policy.

I just wish Nat would flush when she's finished.

okocha · 94 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 17:18

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karlypants wrote:

Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.

I never knew that Cedric was a midget.

There's a midget in the awesome Three Billboards. (Go see!)

Is Cyril/Cedric/Cecil an actor, Nat? If so he's bloody good! Oscar-standard!

boltonbonce · 95 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Feb 02 2018, 17:25

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okocha wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Norpig wrote:How did you get hold of Cedric's outfit KP? Nat's been looking for that for days.

I never knew that Cedric was a midget.

There's a midget in the awesome Three Billboards. (Go see!)

Is Cyril/Cedric/Cecil an actor, Nat? If so he's bloody good! Oscar-standard!

He was nominated for the best short film.

boltonbonce · 96 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sun Feb 04 2018, 13:40

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Disappointing. I was thrown just short of the record last year. Save on witch hazel though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364

boltonbonce · 97 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Feb 05 2018, 09:59

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Do any of you lot slap it on before you go out? I must say,the skin care products available to men these days,has gone through the roof.
I'll stick to good old soap and water.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-42869170/male-make-up-korean-men-have-started-a-beauty-revolution

Natasha Whittam · 98 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Feb 05 2018, 11:40

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I don't need make up, I am a natural beauty.

boltonbonce · 99 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Feb 05 2018, 12:08

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Natasha Whittam wrote:I don't need make up, I am a natural beauty.

I'm talking about men.

y2johnny · **100** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Feb 05 2018, 12:11

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Natasha Whittam wrote:I don't use make up, its like trying to polish a turd

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