Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Good Lord.

How long does your printing ink last? Only seems like a few weeks since I last bought new cartridges, and I'm already getting the 'Low On Ink' message.
At £25 a go, it's not cheap. I could buy a cheap printer for that, but they'd still screw me on the ink.

boltonbonce wrote:Good Lord.

That's what Loretta said when she sampled her first finger of fudge! 

boltonbonce wrote:

Founder and Director of Pulpit in the Shadows no less!

Someone lent me the book, but I never got round to reading it.

boltonbonce wrote:How long does your printing ink last? Only seems like a few weeks since I last bought new cartridges, and I'm already getting the 'Low On Ink' message.
At £25 a go, it's not cheap. I could buy a cheap printer for that, but they'd still screw me on the ink.

Buy an Epsom printer and get generic ink for peanuts!

That generic ink buggered my last printer. I steer clear of it now.

Just found another class LP to add to your collection!

What for? To scare the burglars away!

I'M BACK ON LINE!
After five days in the wilderness, Sky, in their wisdom, have, once again, deemed me a suitable candidate for surfing the world wide web.
Let joy be unconfined.

No joy here.

its taken them 5 days to go through your search history, it was touch and go whether they let you have access back or call the authorities.

Norpig wrote:its taken them 5 days to go through your search history, it was touch and go whether they let you have access back or call the authorities.

Two members of the help team have been put on compassionate leave.

boltonbonce wrote:I'M BACK ON LINE!
After five days in the wilderness, Sky, in their wisdom, have, once again, deemed me a suitable candidate for surfing the world wide web.
Let joy be unconfined.

Welcome back Bonce.

Five days seems a long time to be without the internet these days.

Although I did spot that you and Natasha took advantage of it to go out shopping in town though.

Sluffy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I'M BACK ON LINE!
After five days in the wilderness, Sky, in their wisdom, have, once again, deemed me a suitable candidate for surfing the world wide web.
Let joy be unconfined.

Welcome back Bonce.

Five days seems a long time to be without the internet these days.

Although I did spot that you and Natasha took advantage of it to go out shopping in town though.

I'm shocked that you think Nat would ever take me shopping.
In fact, I'm not sure she ever goes shopping herself. She probably has people in her employ to take care of that type of thing.
Although I did once spot her in the all night chemist.

Following on from my previous post, I should have mentioned that I once saw her browsing in the Sue Ryder shop.
I tried to get a look at what she was looking at, but she got wise to me , and headed out the door.
I followed her to the Army and Navy store, where she bought four tin mugs, a NATO cutlery set,and a foam roll mat.
Make of that what you will.

Knowing Nat, and her impeccable manners, I would suggest that she's planning ahead, in case she has visitors.