Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Thanks all. As I'm the one family member in retirement, I may have to up my game a bit. We'll see how it goes. Just glad she's on the mend.
And, once again, many thanks to the Nutters who have taken the time to pass on their good wishes.
Huge thanks also to the NHS staff, who do an incredible job. Seeing them at work first hand, sometimes stretched to the limit, is a humbling experience.

Quite right. Don't know what this eyebrow thing is all about. Mine are above my eyes, and, unless they start migrating elsewhere, it's a situation I'm perfectly happy with.
Some women shave them off, then draw them on again with a pencil!
How can anyone be expected to deal reasonably with a person like that?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-45547076

Can't help feeling our newest member is giving us far too much information.

I think it does that if you sign up using Facebook

One of my favourite funny men, Jonathan Winters.

Who made fists with their toes Boncey?

karlypants wrote:Who made fists with their toes Boncey?

Are you still on that chimp thing?

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Who made fists with their toes Boncey?

Are you still on that chimp thing?

No I’m not

Some kind of Die Hard reference?

boltonbonce wrote:Some kind of Die Hard reference?

Yes! I knew you would get it!

I’m watching Die Hard for probably the 100th time.

It’s on E4+1.

Just scoffed a bag of these. Can't feel my lips now.

boltonbonce wrote:Just scoffed a bag of these. Can't feel my lips now.

They must have been tasty if you finished the bag!

I’ve always loved the original ritz crackers.

I’ve got flu. Everybody feel sorry for me!

I thought Nat was at Chorley?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45616368

boltonbonce wrote:I thought Nat was at Chorley?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45616368

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Why? Can’t you go and collect your teeth or will it be a bit embarrassing for you?

What's got 8 teeth and 200 legs? The front row at a Trump rally.

Talking of teeth, did you by any chance go and watch Accrington at the weekend Boncey?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45628175

Norpig wrote:Talking of teeth, did you by any chance go and watch Accrington at the weekend Boncey?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45628175

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