Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

I'm sorting through my slipper collection. Always a sad time for me as I decide which pairs will stay, and which are going to slipper heaven to make room for new blood.
I'll probably shed a tear or two.

I've got to get the blue bin out later, so venturing outside takes some thinking about. I've ditched the slippers for today, and I'm wearing these. Not quite as comfortable, but almost, and I feel confident that I can get the bin out without putting any slippers at risk. Troubling times. Think feet.

Very snazzy trainers Bonce.

It just shows that you are capable of wearing something else apart from Velcro!

karlypants wrote:Very snazzy trainers Bonce.

It just shows that you are capable of wearing something else apart from Velcro!

I'm not normally allowed laces.

And for good reason too!

From a  fellow fan of Mary Chapin Carpenter. 
There's also a live version of this but it misses the plaintiff cello of this studio version here........

Stunning as ever.
I'm amazed at the number of people who look at me blankly when I mention her name.
I envy anyone discovering her for the first time. She's posting from her kitchen for now.

Now that I know you like Mary CC, Bonce, I feel sure you'll love this too. Also hope everyone else will.

And this by Suzanne Vega. Fascinating lyrics.


    

Excellent. So many great musicians out there. Pity mainstream TV can't see them.

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/18341487.winter-hill-wildlife-started-deliberately/ 


They've fixed it now.

There's some serious questions to be asked here Bonce...

Interesting style choice. I'm not impressed.

Had some odd messages in my spam box this week. One in particular caught my eye, from a young lady by the name of Latrina.
Apparently, she's tired of dull men, and considers me to be the answer.
Best not to click on these things of course, so she'll never know what a tragic error she'd have made.

boltonbonce wrote:Had some odd messages in my spam box this week. One in particular caught my eye, from a young lady by the name of Latrina.
Apparently, she's tired of dull men, and considers me to be the answer.
Best not to click on these things of course, so she'll never know what a tragic error she'd have made.

Is she the girl in the Tena advert?

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Had some odd messages in my spam box this week. One in particular caught my eye, from a young lady by the name of Latrina.
Apparently, she's tired of dull men, and considers me to be the answer.
Best not to click on these things of course, so she'll never know what a tragic error she'd have made.

Is she the girl in the Tena advert?

Had one from 'Jovita' now. She's apparently sent me the key to her favourite photo album. 

She'll have a shock if I send her the key to mine. I'm not sure Warwick Rimmer would cut it.

Had a call from an old work colleague today, during which he mentioned air fryers. He raves about them on a regular basis, but he's yet to persuade me.
I might order one, if only for something to do.

Having read about the footballers attempting their own haircuts, I decided, in my wisdom, that I should do the same.
It hasn't gone down well. I've been told to stay in my room and consider my future.
I look like a cross between Geronimo and Blackadder.

I may need to invest in one of those head shavers if this goes on much longer.

I'm normally a grade 1 all over my baldy head 

Worryingly, I've started wearing a dressing gown during the day. God knows I must be a sight, even without the haircut.
My brother sent me a link to a toilet light. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Caxmtu-Nightlight-Detection-Sensitive-Battery-operated/dp/B01NAN0BMK/ref=sr_1_151?dchild=1&keywords=wallpaper+rolls&qid=1585737222&s=kitchen&sr=1-151

He needs to find something more productive to do. I notice it's 'motion activated'.