Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

karlypants wrote:https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/qvg4nm/australian-tourist-arrested-in-bali-after-fly-kicking-a-guy-off-a-moving-scooter

Australian. Say no more.

My mum used this stuff for as long as I can remember. She always saved the lids of ACDO packets, because you could exchange them for a free gift.

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/17834679.family-firm-acdo-celebrates-100-years-success-bolton/

I didnt know ACDO was Astley Bridge. My brother always used to say `only dirty people wash`, which usually got him a right winger.

sunlight wrote:I didnt know ACDO was Astley Bridge. My brother always used to say `only dirty people wash`, which usually got him a right winger.

Yeah it’s just behind Seymour Road which is facing the lamb pub on Blackburn road.

karlypants wrote:

sunlight wrote:I didnt know ACDO was Astley Bridge. My brother always used to say `only dirty people wash`, which usually got him a right winger.

Yeah it’s just behind Seymour Road which is facing the lamb pub on Blackburn road.

Really? the last time I was in Astley Bridge a few years ago there was a cash and carry behind there. I am trying to place it.

sunlight wrote:

karlypants wrote:

sunlight wrote:I didnt know ACDO was Astley Bridge. My brother always used to say `only dirty people wash`, which usually got him a right winger.

Yeah it’s just behind Seymour Road which is facing the lamb pub on Blackburn road.

Really? the last time I was in Astley Bridge a few years ago there was a cash and carry behind there. I am trying to place it.

You are thinking of St. Paul’s church. The cash and carry was next door. st. Paul’s School is facing the side of it.

It's National Dog Day on the 26th, and a couple of our local pubs are offering a free pint to anyone who rocks up to the bar with their canine chum.
I'm going to have to borrow a dog for the day.

boltonbonce wrote:It's National Dog Day on the 26th, and a couple of our local pubs are offering a free pint to anyone who rocks up to the bar with their canine chum.
I'm going to have to borrow a dog for the day.

Take NAT.

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:It's National Dog Day on the 26th, and a couple of our local pubs are offering a free pint to anyone who rocks up to the bar with their canine chum.
I'm going to have to borrow a dog for the day.

Take NAT.

 

karlypants wrote:

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:It's National Dog Day on the 26th, and a couple of our local pubs are offering a free pint to anyone who rocks up to the bar with their canine chum.
I'm going to have to borrow a dog for the day.

Take NAT.

 

 Nat, I didn't say anything, and I'm not laughing. Bear that in mind.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:It's National Dog Day on the 26th, and a couple of our local pubs are offering a free pint to anyone who rocks up to the bar with their canine chum.
I'm going to have to borrow a dog for the day.

Take NAT.

 

 Nat, I'm not laughing. Bear that in mind.

Bollocks.

Alright, I'm laughing, but in no way does that make me a guilty party. I'm merely saying that any vented spleen should be aimed in the direction of Cajun.

Nat can take a joke.

Cajunboy wrote:Nat can take a joke.

She tried to poison me. On more than one occasion. You take your life in your hands.

Cajunboy wrote:Take NAT.

You absolutely massive bellend, how dare you.

The last man who spoke to me like that ended up losing both his bollocks in the fridge door.

Post a photo up of yourself so I can hurl abuse at it.

Get stuck in Nat, let him have it.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Cajunboy wrote:Take NAT.

You absolutely massive bellend, how dare you.

The last man who spoke to me like that ended up losing both his bollocks in the fridge door.

Post a photo up of yourself so I can hurl abuse at it.

We’re they dogs bollocks?

I’ve only ever seen swingers long enough to be trapped in a fridge on a dog!

He's off again KP.

boltonbonce wrote:He's off again KP.

I was wondering where your friend got to.