Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

I've just ordered ten dish cloths on Amazon. What have I become?!

Sad.

Researchers found E. coli and other bacteria on dish towels in a study. You may want to rethink how you've been using your kitchen towel. A new study suggests that your dish towels are teeming with bacteria that can potentially cause food poisoning and other foodborne illnesses.29 Jun 2018

Please make the move to J Cloths to reduce health risks.  J Cloths quickly dry out and bacteria can't survive without moisture.

Who's sad now.

I'm  prattling on about  dishcloths and J Cloths while eating jelly babies.

Happy Birthday Bananaman on 16th Feb. He was drawn by our window cleaner's uncle from 1980. A true superhero.

Bloody dentist again this morning sorting my crown out. Back again next Friday. Mind you, it's only mildly worse than watching the Wanderers at the moment.

Safely returned from the dentist, with two Carrs pasties. Life is good.

Desk issues again. I'm trying, but it gets worse. And I'm taking possession of more Wanderers programmes tomorrow. I'm not in anyone's good books at the moment.

boltonbonce wrote:Safely returned from the dentist, with two Carrs pasties. Life is good.

Changed from when they used to give you a sticker.  The futures bright

Had an emergency call from my 90 year old mum this morning. Having finally mastered the DVD player, she put a film in, but, thirty minutes in, felt something was wrong. "There's no bloody sound".
When I arrived the film was just about ending.
She'd accidentally pressed the fast forward button, and had watched the whole film at triple speed. A couple of weeks ago I mentioned, as I have on here, that Bananaman was forty years old.
Her reaction, "Does he live round here?"
I was tempted to reply, yes, next door to Desperate Dan, but thought better of it.
Long may she continue, bless her.

Just found this review of Quorn Spinach and Red Pepper Deli Slices on Ocado. 

I was guffing within 10 minutes of stuffing this down my cakehole. My wife had to open all the windows in the house as the stench was appalling. My ringpiece is in shreds. Would order again despite my ruined sheriffs badge and soiled gusset.

Have you read the infamous veet gel review boncey? Just in case you haven't 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

Norpig wrote:Have you read the infamous veet gel review boncey? Just in case you haven't 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

Yes indeed. As you might guess, I've never been near that sort of stuff. It's asking for trouble.

Now this is my kind of club. What a shame it's no longer open.

Must get one of these.

Anyone had pancakes? My dad used to make a big deal of it, and  usually made enough to feed the street, but I can't say I've bothered for years.