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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII
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702 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 14:02
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Final visit to the dentist on Friday to get my crown sorted. Can't wait to get to Piggy In The Middle to stock up on Carrs pasties.
703 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:35
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
A friend of mine eats his chocolate biscuits with the chocolate side down. For some reason this pisses me off. Am I being petty?
704 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:40
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Yes, although a bit strange. What’s the reason he does this?
705 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:45
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Says he's always done it. Even does it with Jammy Dodgers. According to his brother, he sits on the toilet facing the cistern, so he's clearly contrary.BoltonTillIDie wrote:Yes, although a bit strange. What’s the reason he does this?
Or bonkers.
706 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 22:59
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Seems a bit backwards
707 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 23:07
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Apparently he's got a thing about toilet posture.BoltonTillIDie wrote:Seems a bit backwards
Don't understand it. Get on, get off, and blame the dog for the smell.
708 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 23:20
karlypants
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You have some weird friends Boncey 
709 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 23:21
karlypants
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Does he get his knees up to his chin?boltonbonce wrote:Apparently he's got a thing about toilet posture.BoltonTillIDie wrote:Seems a bit backwards
Don't understand it. Get on, get off, and blame the dog for the smell.
710 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Feb 26 2020, 23:25
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
He's from Pakistan. Got some very odd habits, but is a nice bloke for all that. Don't mind the toilet thing, but the biscuits rile me.
711 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Feb 27 2020, 00:08
Sluffy
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karlypants wrote:Does he get his knees up to his chin?boltonbonce wrote:Apparently he's got a thing about toilet posture.BoltonTillIDie wrote:Seems a bit backwards
Don't understand it. Get on, get off, and blame the dog for the smell.
712 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Feb 27 2020, 10:08
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm sure Bob will let me know if this is wrong.
713 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Feb 28 2020, 17:13
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just had a call from the cabbie who took me to Walkden, asking if I wanted my wallet back! I'd left it on the back seat.
714 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Feb 28 2020, 17:17
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:Just had a call from the cabbie who took me to Walkden, asking if I wanted my wallet back! I'd left it on the back seat.
Good job it wasn’t Metro as you would never have seen it again!715 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Feb 28 2020, 17:18
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Lynch's. I hadn't even noticed it was missing.karlypants wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Just had a call from the cabbie who took me to Walkden, asking if I wanted my wallet back! I'd left it on the back seat.
716 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Feb 28 2020, 17:32
karlypants
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So is it soup with a straw this evening then?
717 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Feb 28 2020, 17:38
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
No, I'm good to go. Just waiting for cabbie to come with my wallet. Poor bloke lives in Burnley, but is driving to Warrington before heading home. Very good of him, and I'll certainly be treating him to a nice tip.karlypants wrote:So is it soup with a straw this evening then?
718 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Mar 02 2020, 16:14
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
My back has been playing up this week, and the only thing that cures it is lying flat on a hard surface.
So I'm back on the floor with a sleeping bag for a few days, snug as a bug in a rug.
I'm sleeping in my little hideaway, a room known to the family as Bolton Central, surrounded by my Bolton heroes.
The last face I see as I drift into slumber is Alan Gowling.
So I'm back on the floor with a sleeping bag for a few days, snug as a bug in a rug.
I'm sleeping in my little hideaway, a room known to the family as Bolton Central, surrounded by my Bolton heroes.
The last face I see as I drift into slumber is Alan Gowling.
719 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Mar 02 2020, 16:26
Sluffy
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boltonbonce wrote:My back has been playing up this week, and the only thing that cures it is lying flat on a hard surface.
So I'm back on the floor with a sleeping bag for a few days, snug as a bug in a rug.
I'm sleeping in my little hideaway, a room known to the family as Bolton Central, surrounded by my Bolton heroes.
The last face I see as I drift into slumber is Alan Gowling.
Find another one of him and one of Mark Fish, put them all together and then you can dream about Fish and chips!
720 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon Mar 02 2020, 16:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I prefer Carrs pasties.Sluffy wrote:boltonbonce wrote:My back has been playing up this week, and the only thing that cures it is lying flat on a hard surface.
So I'm back on the floor with a sleeping bag for a few days, snug as a bug in a rug.
I'm sleeping in my little hideaway, a room known to the family as Bolton Central, surrounded by my Bolton heroes.
The last face I see as I drift into slumber is Alan Gowling.
Find another one of him and one of Mark Fish, put them all together and then you can dream about Fish and chips!
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