God Almighty, why does coffee-mate make my coffee taste like mud?
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII
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Cajunboy
BoltonTillIDie
Sluffy
Boggersbelief
Ten Bobsworth
gloswhite
finlaymcdanger
Angry Dad
y2johnny
boltonbonce
karlypants
okocha
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722 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Mar 04 2020, 07:33
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Can't believe how hard it is to get rid of an old mattress these days. Thought about asking Nat, because she must go through a fair few, but in the end I found a company that takes them for £32.
No wonder some people take to dumping them.
No wonder some people take to dumping them.
723 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:14
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Two scousers just been to take my mattress away.
It'll be on ebay by noon.
It'll be on ebay by noon.
724 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:16
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Two scousers just been to take my mattress away.
It'll be on ebay by noon.
725 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:16
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Anyone else notice Kate Middleton's pointy tits?
She could get a job working in a Hooters bar!
She could get a job working in a Hooters bar!
726 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:20
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Indeed, a nice pair of tits.
727 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:45
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Nice to see royalty is still well respected
728 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Mar 04 2020, 10:54
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Sorry Glos, the Republican in me keeps fighting to get out.gloswhite wrote:Nice to see royalty is still well respected
Wonder if Prince Phil uses a Nobility Scooter?
729 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Mar 04 2020, 20:48
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Have you clocked Chris Waddle's Grealish haircut?
730 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Mar 05 2020, 09:45
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.
I'll just put my life on hold then.
I'll just put my life on hold then.
731 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Mar 05 2020, 12:58
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Speaking of slippers, check out my new camouflage pair. Great for birdwatching, or lurking in bushes generally.
732 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Mar 05 2020, 14:11
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Put a high vis marker on them so that you will always know where they areboltonbonce wrote:Speaking of slippers, check out my new camouflage pair. Great for birdwatching, or lurking in bushes generally.
733 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Mar 05 2020, 14:35
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Good thinking Glos. Should have bought one for each foot really.
734 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Mar 05 2020, 14:38
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.
I'll just put my life on hold then.
735 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Mar 05 2020, 17:06
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.
I'll just put my life on hold then.
A new consumer unit?
I hope you got this bloke from a recommendation and not someone dodgy...
736 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Mar 05 2020, 17:13
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
He was more concerned about finding the sockets. I'm painting so the room was again in chaos.karlypants wrote:boltonbonce wrote:He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.
I'll just put my life on hold then.
A new consumer unit?
I hope you got this bloke from a recommendation and not someone dodgy...
737 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Mar 05 2020, 17:28
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:He was more concerned about finding the sockets. I'm painting so the room was again in chaos.karlypants wrote:boltonbonce wrote:He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.
I'll just put my life on hold then.
A new consumer unit?
I hope you got this bloke from a recommendation and not someone dodgy...
You have a real Aladdin's cave there Boncey
738 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Mar 05 2020, 17:58
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Ten minutes after the leccy man went all the power tripped. Light at the top of the stairs was the culprit.
He said the new board he put in is a good German one, but I'm just hoping it's not going to be tripping ever 20 minutes.
Now, time to sort that desk again.
He said the new board he put in is a good German one, but I'm just hoping it's not going to be tripping ever 20 minutes.
Now, time to sort that desk again.
739 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Mar 05 2020, 18:24
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Mind you don't trip.boltonbonce wrote:Ten minutes after the leccy man went all the power tripped. Light at the top of the stairs was the culprit.
He said the new board he put in is a good German one, but I'm just hoping it's not going to be tripping ever 20 minutes.
Now, time to sort that desk again.
740 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Mar 06 2020, 10:41
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
No wonder he doesn't look happy
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