Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

Well it certainly wasn't wrapped well enough ! 

gloswhite wrote:Well it certainly wasn't wrapped well enough ! 

Another good one! 

My mum asked the Mrs today if she got her dress from S&M.

Hope she’s not going cuckoo 

Just got back from a walk. During said walk I noticed a couple of young women at a picnic table tucking into some food.
One of them was eating an apple. With a knife and fork. What the hell is all that about?

Nat, what happened to your tongue thread. I had some good advice about your latest squeeze.
Shame about his 12 inch dong. We can't all be well endowed.

I wonder why Nat deleted her topic ‘Do You Enjoy A Good Tonguing?‘ ?

boltonbonce wrote:Nat, what happened to your tongue thread. I had some good advice about your latest squeeze.
Shame about his 12 inch dong. We can't all be well endowed.

Haha you just beat me to it! 

I was about to reply too!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Nat, what happened to your tongue thread. I had some good advice about your latest squeeze.
Shame about his 12 inch dong. We can't all be well endowed.

Haha you just beat me to it! 

I was about to reply too!

I want to know more about Eric.

And I didn't like her crack about my musical taste.

You don't see me doing that.

Eric was seething as he claims his dong is actually 13 inches long.

So what’s wrong with tonsil tennis Nat?

I've re-posted the topic. This needs serious discussion.

WTF?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-49278279

He who smelt it, dealt it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49290641

They need a  citizens petition like the one in London in the fifteenth century because of such " grate stenche and so evel savour ", the feculence was rising like clouds on the streets and from the Thames.

Check out the number plate.

https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/

It's a bit weird that you're following Breadman around and filming him.

Natasha Whittam wrote:It's a bit weird that you're following Breadman around and filming him.

We're doing a documentary for CH5. Very hush hush.

Big Labour rally in Bolton on August 17th. I'm sure you'll all be there. JC is coming.
No, not that one. Although he was, clearly, a socialist