Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

Blimey.

boltonbonce wrote:Blimey.

I’ve gone for the IPA. I have another 90 mins before they close and you’ve got to get your fill. 

Wish me luck haha

Squirrel monkey in nappy 'bit person twice' in Cardiff.

Life used to be so simple.

boltonbonce wrote:Squirrel monkey in nappy 'bit person twice' in Cardiff.

Life used to be so simple.

That’s good Bonce but I didn’t think people stole toilet roll to fixtures and fittings!

How does the teflon stick to the pan? Just curious.

Ha ha ha

Saw these and thought of you.

Any use to you for keeping your slippers smelling zip up fresh?

Very nice KP. Half price too.

They'd go with my garters.

karlypants wrote:Saw these and thought of you.

No way am I clicking that link. It'll be perverted.

You will be surprised Nat.

karlypants wrote:You will be surprised Nat.

Don't click on it Nat. You'll never sleep again.

Bonce  i have a lazy day today and i'm sitting in my favorite relax chair going to town on a bottle of JD Honey.These annoying adds keep coming on the TV one in particular is Ian Beefy Botham complaining that he's old and everything hurt's particularly his feet so he's using a vibrator on them. Started me thinking if it's happened to him then it's going to happen to me when i'm old a good few years down the line. Then i'm thinking i bet he wears slippers, you being the man to go to thought i'd ask does it come on suddenly (the slipper thing) or is it gradual or does someone else like a family member start it off? and did you hide them in disgust at first then feel the urge to look at them occasionally then maybe made the mistake of trying one on? Paul  the postie told me the first thing to go is knees and feet very worrying that. I only ever wear reebok trainers when i do any sport or excercise but never for going out or round the house i always wear shoes can't see myself in slippers and the wife would divorce me i reckon. Do women get turned on by them? can you play a sex game in the bedroom in them with a pipe maybe? maybe it's something to look forward to.

My slipper habit started in my forties,AD. Because I've spent much of my life wearing boots, the pleasure of a good pair of slippers is unmatched.
Up until my forties I was happy enough going about the house bare footed, but decided on slippers after dropping a dart board on my foot.
I started having knee trouble only after I retired, which I find a bit odd, but there you go. I bought one of those Botham contraptions, and I have to say it's done nothing, other than make me look a right tit when Dave the window cleaner comes, and has to look at me, sat in the living room,with my bare feet on a vibrating flying saucer. Might work for some though.
As for slippers being sexy, I'll have to disappoint you. The moment I put mine on I age 20 years, and start complaining about the lack of police foot patrols. I also have to fight a terrible urge to buy the Daily Telegraph and talk about lawnmowers.
They're like a drug, but must be used in moderation. The urge to wander off down to the shops in them is a constant battle. Cave in to that, and you're only a few steps away from buying a dressing gown.
From there, you're done.

A new low for Nuts, fooking slipper advice.

It's going to be a long Summer.