Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts, fooking slipper advice.

It's going to be a long Summer.

boltonbonce wrote:My slipper habit started in my forties,AD. Because I've spent much of my life wearing boots, the pleasure of a good pair of slippers is unmatched.
Up until my forties I was happy enough going about the house bare footed, but decided on slippers after dropping a dart board on my foot.
I started having knee trouble only after I retired, which I find a bit odd, but there you go. I bought one of those Botham contraptions, and I have to say it's done nothing, other than make me look a right tit when Dave the window cleaner comes, and has to look at me, sat in the living room,with my bare feet on a vibrating flying saucer. Might work for some though.
As for slippers being sexy, I'll have to disappoint you. The moment I put mine on I age 20 years, and start complaining about the lack of police foot patrols. I also have to fight a terrible urge to buy the Daily Telegraph and talk about lawnmowers.
They're like a drug, but must be used in moderation. The urge to wander off down to the shops in them is a constant battle. Cave in to that, and you're only a few steps away from buying a dressing gown.
From there, you're done.

sunlight wrote:I know this wont make me popular, but Ladies Slippers are the comfiest.

boltonbonce wrote:Thought I'd try those Warbies bagels. They won't fit in the toaster.

Have to buy a new one.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Thought I'd try those Warbies bagels. They won't fit in the toaster.

Have to buy a new one.

Never understood what all the fuss is about bagels.

Would rather have a proper butty.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Thought I'd try those Warbies bagels. They won't fit in the toaster.

Have to buy a new one.

Never understood what all the fuss is about bagels.

Would rather have a proper butty.

Very nice hot, buttered and filled with cheese. Cinnamon and raisin are my preferred choice.

boltonbonce wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Thought I'd try those Warbies bagels. They won't fit in the toaster.

Have to buy a new one.

Never understood what all the fuss is about bagels.

Would rather have a proper butty.

Very nice hot, buttered and filled with cheese. Cinnamon and raisin are my preferred choice.

Saw his mum KP. I'll have to have another look. Can't help thinking he's heading for a fall.