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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

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karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:He's arrived. He's with his like minded chums. Hope he doesn't turn violent.
I’m surprised he’s not uploaded any vids yet of him in breightmet when he arrived.

For sure he went to join in.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I’ve gone for the beer buffet again...wish me well! What a Face

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Oh Tommy Tommy....

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

karlypants wrote:I just asked Alexa to tell me a joke...

Q. Why are football pitches wet?

A. Because of all the dribbling!

Very Happy
Ask her to fart. It'll keep your kids amused for hours. (it did me ) Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Spilt some Listerine mouthwash on the bathroom shelf this morning. It's taking the paint off!

What the hell is in this stuff?

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

gloswhite wrote:
karlypants wrote:I just asked Alexa to tell me a joke...

Q. Why are football pitches wet?

A. Because of all the dribbling!

Very Happy
Ask her to fart. It'll keep your kids amused for hours. (it did me ) Very Happy
Very Happy

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Spilt some Listerine mouthwash on the bathroom shelf this morning. It's taking the paint off!

What the hell is in this stuff?
Is it the original one that’s the colour of piss?

If so it has alcohol in it which may have affected it?

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I’m sure you can all work out where I am for a couple of night by the following picture...


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I’ve been up since 3am this morning and spent 5 bastard hours on a coach to get here. God knows why as all I wanted to originally do was go to Ho Chi Min for a new visa. Very Happy

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

This is the life Bonce, sex, beer and Asia.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hmm... that makes me sound a bit of a perv. Shocked

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Two out of three isn't bad I suppose.

Been to Hanoi, and Hoi An, but the best by far is  Halong Bay. Absolutely fantastic. (they all were really)

Have you learned yet that there's no point waiting for the traffic if you want to cross the road ?  Walk out carefully if its the usual of hundreds of small motorbikes, and they'll go around you as though you were a fish in a stream. Be more careful with cars, and definitely don't try it with a bus.  Very Happy

Enjoy yourself.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:This is the life Bonce, sex, beer and Asia.
Any decent slippers down there?

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
karlypants wrote:This is the life Bonce, sex, beer and Asia.
Any decent slippers down there?
There is an abundance of backless ones...

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

gloswhite wrote:Two out of three isn't bad I suppose.

Been to Hanoi, and Hoi An, but the best by far is  Halong Bay. Absolutely fantastic. (they all were really)

Have you learned yet that there's no point waiting for the traffic if you want to cross the road ?  Walk out carefully if its the usual of hundreds of small motorbikes, and they'll go around you as though you were a fish in a stream. Be more careful with cars, and definitely don't try it with a bus.  Very Happy

Enjoy yourself.
Thanks mate.

The plan to go to Ho Chi Min has been shelved as we ended up buying a package deal for northern Vietnam. 

We are currently in Sapa and will be going to Da Nang and somewhere else that has slipped my mind. 

We have been up and down a mountain on a coach this afternoon driving on a cliff edge which has everyone on edge.

The driver was fantastic. I don’t know how he got it to our destination to be honest as he could turn the coach round on a 5 pence. Very Happy

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

If you can, a must-see are the Cu Chi tunnels just north of Ho Chi Min City (Saigon). Its fascinating how they survived the American war, (as they called it), and what they did to survive. It was whilst crouched down in one that I learned I was claustrophobic  Shocked, even though they had been made bigger for us tourists.
Very friendly people, we really liked it there.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I found watching this strangely rewarding.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I didn’t think they did this here anymore... 

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It’s like Natasha fighting with herself! Very Happy

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

I see what you mean. Is that a Twirl I see in the middle?  Smile

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I can't even see what it is.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:I can't even see what it is.
It’s two cocks fighting...

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