No just lots of pictures with faces blurred outboltonbonce wrote:Were there any decent slippers on show? A lot of these pervs have a slipper or shoe fetish.
Not only that, but some of these people use them for unnatural purposes. It's all very strange.
A friend of mine can't have sex without the aid of a Corby Trouser Press. He has to take it on holiday with him.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII
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601 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Jan 22 2020, 16:16
Norpig
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602 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Jan 22 2020, 16:26
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
He's a vicar. He confided in me during a difficult time in his marriage. His wife had started experimenting with sex toys, and he was finding it difficult to keep up, if you'll pardon the pun.Cajunboy wrote:You can always judge a man by the company he keeps.boltonbonce wrote:Were there any decent slippers on show? A lot of these pervs have a slipper or shoe fetish.
Not only that, but some of these people use them for unnatural purposes. It's all very strange.
A friend of mine can't have sex without the aid of a Corby Trouser Press. He has to take it on holiday with him.
She was also spending a fortune on batteries, and money was tight.
It was a difficult time for him, but I'm not judgemental.
603 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Jan 22 2020, 16:27
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:I was straight on adultwork after that
I have no idea what that is.
And I'm not Googling it, Sky already think I'm into grandad porn.
604 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Jan 22 2020, 16:31
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:
A friend of mine can't have sex without the aid of a Corby Trouser Press. He has to take it on holiday with him.
Does he press his knob in it?
605 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Jan 22 2020, 16:32
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:He's a vicar. He confided in me during a difficult time in his marriage. His wife had started experimenting with sex toys, and he was finding it difficult to keep up, if you'll pardon the pun.Cajunboy wrote:You can always judge a man by the company he keeps.boltonbonce wrote:Were there any decent slippers on show? A lot of these pervs have a slipper or shoe fetish.
Not only that, but some of these people use them for unnatural purposes. It's all very strange.
A friend of mine can't have sex without the aid of a Corby Trouser Press. He has to take it on holiday with him.
She was also spending a fortune on batteries, and money was tight.
It was a difficult time for him, but I'm not judgemental.
You can buy mains powered ones here
You will have to let your friend know!
606 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Jan 22 2020, 16:34
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:Norpig wrote:I was straight on adultwork after that
I have no idea what that is.
And I'm not Googling it, Sky already think I'm into grandad porn.
I was well impressed at how real that fake fanny looked.
Shame about the face though!
607 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Jan 22 2020, 16:37
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Go on you know you want to. It has services advertised even you and Cedric would blush at.Natasha Whittam wrote:Norpig wrote:I was straight on adultwork after that
I have no idea what that is.
And I'm not Googling it, Sky already think I'm into grandad porn.
608 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Jan 22 2020, 16:40
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I had a quick look on 5 player. I'm still in shock. I might add that a few of them in the programme could have used a trouser press. I've never seen so many wrinkles.
609 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Jan 22 2020, 17:02
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:It has services advertised even you and Cedric would blush at.
Disrespectful. It's ERIC.
610 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed Jan 22 2020, 21:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I can't believe my thread has been reduced to discussions about people doing 69's, whatever they are, and wrinkly old men making porn movies.
The last time I was this upset was when the nurses hostel put curtains up. I also made the mistake of having a look at the programme concerned, and I have to say, standards have fallen dreadfully.
You wouldn't catch Jack Warner behaving like that.
The last time I was this upset was when the nurses hostel put curtains up. I also made the mistake of having a look at the programme concerned, and I have to say, standards have fallen dreadfully.
You wouldn't catch Jack Warner behaving like that.
611 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jan 23 2020, 15:37
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just snapped a front crown eating a vegetarian bacon sandwich. More bloody expense. Plus, I'm talking with a lisp!
I'm not happy. First available appointment is Feb 13th, so I'm stuck with it for a while.
I'm not happy. First available appointment is Feb 13th, so I'm stuck with it for a while.
612 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jan 23 2020, 15:45
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
You wouldn't get that with real bacon
613 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jan 23 2020, 15:56
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Soup for a while.Norpig wrote:You wouldn't get that with real bacon
615 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jan 23 2020, 17:05
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Just snapped a front crown eating a vegetarian bacon sandwich. More bloody expense. Plus, I'm talking with a lisp!
I'm not happy. First available appointment is Feb 13th, so I'm stuck with it for a while.
Hope you are not in too much pain Boncey!
616 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jan 23 2020, 17:13
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
No pain, but Jeremy Kyle keeps phoning me. Happily, managed to get an earlier appointment. Feb 3rd.karlypants wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Just snapped a front crown eating a vegetarian bacon sandwich. More bloody expense. Plus, I'm talking with a lisp!
I'm not happy. First available appointment is Feb 13th, so I'm stuck with it for a while.
Hope you are not in too much pain Boncey!
618 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Thu Jan 23 2020, 17:30
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
I can always make use of a few bottles from Shepherd Neame's brewery.
Not too sure about the rubber gloves and butter though, probably some old Breightmet Perverts initiation ritual.
Not too sure about the rubber gloves and butter though, probably some old Breightmet Perverts initiation ritual.
619 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 24 2020, 10:39
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Two great responses there guys as usual!
620 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri Jan 24 2020, 11:18
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
So now we're posting photos of our shopping and commenting on it?
Some of you need to take a good hard look at yourselves.
KP out.
Some of you need to take a good hard look at yourselves.
KP out.
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