Lucky you. I tend to break all my mugs. I seem to have a knack.wanderlust wrote:
My BWFC v Atletico Madrid commemoration coffee mug.
And presumably the missus
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381 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Jun 10 2022, 16:01
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
382 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Jun 10 2022, 16:03
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
I won't part with my CD collection, unless of course Boncey wants some of it
383 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Jun 10 2022, 16:04
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'll give you a call when I've gone deaf.Norpig wrote:I won't part with my CD collection, unless of course Boncey wants some of it
Speaking of mugs, does anyone wear braces? I don't. Might be why my pants keep falling down.
384 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Jun 10 2022, 16:06
385 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Jun 10 2022, 16:13
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
How much is he offering?
386 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Jun 10 2022, 16:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
£200Norpig wrote:How much is he offering?
387 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Jun 10 2022, 16:18
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:
£200
Keep hold of it unless he goes to 4 figures
388 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Jun 10 2022, 16:20
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:
Keep hold of it unless he goes to 4 figures
391 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jun 13 2022, 18:30
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat's in. Hide that insulting post, if anyone can remember where it is.
392 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jun 13 2022, 21:49
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Bloody Hell, I take a few weeks off to help Eric convalesce after his penis reduction surgery and people are leaving left right and centre. And then coming back.
I really thought KP was going to go full-time behind the bins this time. Shame on Norpig for tempting him back.
I really thought KP was going to go full-time behind the bins this time. Shame on Norpig for tempting him back.
393 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jun 13 2022, 22:08
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Thank god you're back,Nat. I've missed you, and made no bones about it. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.Natasha Whittam wrote:Bloody Hell, I take a few weeks off to help Eric convalesce after his penis reduction surgery and people are leaving left right and centre. And then coming back.
I really thought KP was going to go full-time behind the bins this time. Shame on Norpig for tempting him back.
I hope Eric is recovering well. I had the very same operation. I'm using the off-cut as a draught excluder.
394 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jun 13 2022, 22:16
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:I hope Eric is recovering well. I had the very same operation. I'm using the off-cut as a draught excluder.
Sadly, the operation wasn't available on the NHS so we had to fly to Mexico for the operation. Unfortunately something got lost in translation and the 6 inch penis reduction Eric requested ended up as a 6 inch penis extension.
He now has a 19 incher. The Guinness Book of Records have already made contact.
395 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Jun 13 2022, 22:40
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
That's unfortunate. I could make a cheap joke about it, but that's just not me.Natasha Whittam wrote:
Sadly, the operation wasn't available on the NHS so we had to fly to Mexico for the operation. Unfortunately something got lost in translation and the 6 inch penis reduction Eric requested ended up as a 6 inch penis extension.
He now has a 19 incher. The Guinness Book of Records have already made contact.
A little sensitivity is required in these situations, and if I can be of any help, don't hesitate to reach out.
Look at the positives. Daytime TV will be all over you. Eric's appendage could be a gold mine.
399 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Jun 14 2022, 08:16
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Good to see you back Nat, almost all the gang is back together
400 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Jun 14 2022, 08:19
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
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Barry Knight (referee)
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dateofbirth = birth date and age|1960|5|7
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Barry Knight (referee)
infobox football official
name = Barry Knight
| fullname = Barry Knight
dateofbirth = birth date and age|1960|5|7
cityofbirth = Orpington, Kent
countryofbirth = England
dateofdeath = Haven't decided
cityofdeath = Warrington
countryofdeath = England
otheroccupation = Cheat
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