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This is the one, isn't it?
https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/20680208.fans-column-owls-just-good-day/
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX
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681 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sun Aug 21 2022, 15:50
Ten Bobsworth
Frank Worthington
This is the one, isn't it?
https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/20680208.fans-column-owls-just-good-day/
682 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sun Aug 21 2022, 16:00
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
BoltonTillIDie wrote:boltonbonce wrote:
I thought KP went abroad for his holidays
It’s not me I promise! 
683 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Wed Aug 24 2022, 23:59
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've just bought a boomerang on amazon. I'm not sure it's a good move.
684 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Aug 25 2022, 11:18
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I should have mentioned my other bears, Mr Beesley, Edgar, and Arnold, all of whom are fine bears in their own right.
They are, however, not universally popular.
Most used phrases down here are, in no particular order:
How old are you?
Are you retarded?
Why don't you hire a skip.
Don't bring my mother into it.
You paid how much!?
How many watches does one man need?
You will buy a ventriloquist's dummy over my dead body.
It's the last one that kills me. I've always wanted one. I've not given up.
They are, however, not universally popular.
Most used phrases down here are, in no particular order:
How old are you?
Are you retarded?
Why don't you hire a skip.
Don't bring my mother into it.
You paid how much!?
How many watches does one man need?
You will buy a ventriloquist's dummy over my dead body.
It's the last one that kills me. I've always wanted one. I've not given up.
685 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Aug 25 2022, 11:30
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
DHL have had the two Wanderers shirts I ordered since Friday, and so far they've yet to arrived.
They texted me on Monday, saying they'd arrive on Wednesday, but they didn't show up.
I've had trouble with them before, and they're fast becoming the new Hermes.
They texted me on Monday, saying they'd arrive on Wednesday, but they didn't show up.
I've had trouble with them before, and they're fast becoming the new Hermes.
686 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu Aug 25 2022, 17:12
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
How wonderfully non PC. 
687 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Aug 26 2022, 14:57
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Still no sign of the two Wanderers shirts I ordered. DHL are now saying they were last scanned in Middleton, and have asked for a description of the contents so they can do a manual search.
Having looked at a DHL review page, I'm not filled with hope.
Having looked at a DHL review page, I'm not filled with hope.
688 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Aug 26 2022, 15:21
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
....whereas we have now had 5 emails claiming that a parcel is waiting to be delivered here.boltonbonce wrote:Still no sign of the two Wanderers shirts I ordered. DHL are now saying they were last scanned in Middleton, and have asked for a description of the contents so they can do a manual search.
Having looked at a DHL review page, I'm not filled with hope.
All we have to do is provide our details and sign up "to prevent any future problems"!
We haven't ordered anything!! Do you think it's scam?
689 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Aug 26 2022, 15:23
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Plenty of choice on ebay, but some scary prices.boltonbonce wrote:I should have mentioned my other bears, Mr Beesley, Edgar, and Arnold, all of whom are fine bears in their own right.
They are, however, not universally popular.
Most used phrases down here are, in no particular order:
How old are you?
Are you retarded?
Why don't you hire a skip.
Don't bring my mother into it.
You paid how much!?
How many watches does one man need?
You will buy a ventriloquist's dummy over my dead body.
It's the last one that kills me. I've always wanted one. I've not given up.
690 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Aug 26 2022, 15:40
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
That's my Uncle Stan!!!
691 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Aug 27 2022, 08:56
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
An update. Got an email from DHL this morning asking me to call customer services on a given number. Filled with hope, I called the number, and got through to what was clearly an Indian call centre. Here's how it panned out.boltonbonce wrote:Still no sign of the two Wanderers shirts I ordered. DHL are now saying they were last scanned in Middleton, and have asked for a description of the contents so they can do a manual search.
Having looked at a DHL review page, I'm not filled with hope.
Me. I've been asked to call this number regarding a missing parcel.
CC. Are you a customer?
Me. Yes.
CC. We don't speak to customers directly.
And there you have it. So the saga of the missing Wanderers shirts goes on.
692 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Aug 27 2022, 15:38
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:An update. Got an email from DHL this morning asking me to call customer services on a given number. Filled with hope, I called the number, and got through to what was clearly an Indian call centre. Here's how it panned out.boltonbonce wrote:Still no sign of the two Wanderers shirts I ordered. DHL are now saying they were last scanned in Middleton, and have asked for a description of the contents so they can do a manual search.
Having looked at a DHL review page, I'm not filled with hope.
Me. I've been asked to call this number regarding a missing parcel.
CC. Are you a customer?
Me. Yes.
CC. We don't speak to customers directly.
And there you have it. So the saga of the missing Wanderers shirts goes on.
It's the stores problem Bonce. Give the BWFC shop a ring when they are next open and tell them you want a replacement order as the parcel is missing.
693 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sat Aug 27 2022, 17:24
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'll get Bank Holiday Monday over and sort it out from there. The lad will be getting his birthday present late but he's ok with it.karlypants wrote:
It's the stores problem Bonce. Give the BWFC shop a ring when they are next open and tell them you want a replacement order as the parcel is missing.
695 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sun Aug 28 2022, 15:32
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
15:08 Ripon 29 Aug 2022 
Ripon Rowels HandicapClass 2 | 3YO plus
DUTCH DECOY
696 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sun Aug 28 2022, 19:06
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Cajunboy wrote:15:08 Ripon 29 Aug 2022
Ripon Rowels Handicap
Class 2 | 3YO plus
DUTCH DECOY
697 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Aug 29 2022, 11:20
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
I rarely bet on horses but i've had a fiver on it to win.
698 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Aug 29 2022, 13:07
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Oh dear.Norpig wrote:I rarely bet on horses but i've had a fiver on it to win.
699 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Aug 29 2022, 14:54
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
A fickle horse in the past, but has now picked up three wins from his last five runs under claiming jockey Oliver Stammers.
Fingers crossed.
Fingers crossed.
700 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Aug 29 2022, 14:55
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I took the 5/1 on offer. It's all a bit of fun.
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