Hope this lot don't pop in again this Christmas. Took me two hours to get them out of the house, and they still wouldn't stop.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX
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923 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Sun Nov 13 2022, 22:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've just had two glasses of Advocaat. I'll take you all on in the car park now! I'm only wearing my underpants, and I'll still back myself.
Put 'em you miserable gasbags.
Put 'em you miserable gasbags.
924 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Nov 14 2022, 11:24
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
What a wonderful talent.
925 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Mon Nov 14 2022, 11:44
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Bonce: What should I do today? I know, I'll search the web for cat heads in a box. Another day full of achievement.
926 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Nov 15 2022, 11:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Today I'm buying The Twilight Zone on Blu-Ray.Natasha Whittam wrote:Bonce: What should I do today? I know, I'll search the web for cat heads in a box. Another day full of achievement.
And, for your information, I didn't search for cat heads, the cat heads searched for me. A telling fact.
Later this afternoon, I'll be trying to help a friend who suffers from Boanthropy.
A full day in prospect.
927 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Nov 15 2022, 11:34
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote: I'll be trying to help a friend who suffers from Boanthropy.
I hate myself for Googling that.
928 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Nov 15 2022, 11:37
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
She's going through hell. Perhaps you could give her some advice on embracing her condition.Natasha Whittam wrote:
I hate myself for Googling that.
929 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Nov 15 2022, 19:45
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Silly cow.
930 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Nov 15 2022, 21:52
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Indeed, but she saves a fortune on milk.Cajunboy wrote:Silly cow.
931 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Nov 15 2022, 22:13
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Indeed, but she saves a fortune on milk.
You bitch, I'm lactose intolerant.
932 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Tue Nov 15 2022, 22:29
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm sorry Nat, but I warned you about cutting your toenails with hedge clippers.Natasha Whittam wrote:
You bitch, I'm lactose intolerant.
933 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Nov 18 2022, 12:20
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I saw this and, for some reason, I thought of Bonce immediately.
Unfortunately he'd probably use the tree right outside the Post Office.
Unfortunately he'd probably use the tree right outside the Post Office.
934 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Nov 18 2022, 12:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
So that's how you use it.Natasha Whittam wrote:I saw this and, for some reason, I thought of Bonce immediately.
Unfortunately he'd probably use the tree right outside the Post Office.
I've been sitting in it. I normally use my backpack toilet. I found it particularly useful in my younger days, when I was more commonly known as the Farnworth flasher.
936 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Nov 18 2022, 16:40
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
What's that poking out of the side of the Backpack Toilet that she seems to be lovingly holding ....?
937 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Nov 18 2022, 17:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm hoping it's a hand.okocha wrote:What's that poking out of the side of the Backpack Toilet that she seems to be lovingly holding ....?
938 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Nov 18 2022, 17:17
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Keep it clean, this is a family website.
Think it might be The Munsters though.
Think it might be The Munsters though.
939 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Nov 18 2022, 18:06
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Must have been a difficult one
940 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri Nov 18 2022, 19:11
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm more concerned about what Nat's been looking at to come across The Crapstrap.
And why did it make her think of me? Outrageous.
And why did it make her think of me? Outrageous.
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