Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X

Are you still on the Octopus variable rate or have you been tempted to one of their fix rate deals that are now on offer?

I'm at the dithering stage.

Cajunboy wrote:Are you still on the Octopus variable rate or have you been tempted to one of their fix rate deals that are now on offer?

I'm at the dithering stage.

Still on Flexible Octopus. No drama so far. Staying in profit, but winter will tell its own tale.
Paying £144 a month at the moment, after a brief dalliance with £194 (suggested by them). All in all I've been happy with Octopus, after the horrors of British Gas.

boltonbonce wrote:Paying £144 a month at the moment

£144 a month for a 6x6 padded cell?

boltonbonce wrote:

Cajunboy wrote:Are you still on the Octopus variable rate or have you been tempted to one of their fix rate deals that are now on offer?

I'm at the dithering stage.

Still on Flexible Octopus. No drama so far. Staying in profit, but winter will tell its own tale.
Paying £144 a month at the moment, after a brief dalliance with £194 (suggested by them). All in all I've been happy with Octopus, after the horrors of British Gas.

Sounds like us. I’m sure BG owe me money after I was billed two separate times in the space of 4-5 weeks.

Moved from them to Bulb at the time until they went bust to Octopus and we are on the standard flexible tarried as well. I don’t see the point locking the G&E in at this moment in time.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

£144 a month for a 6x6 padded cell?

It's very spacious. Been having a nostalgia day today. Before enjoying manure losing at Arsenal/

Anyone else think Jack Grealish is Father Damo?

Why is it always a 'chip butty rather than a 'chip sandwich'?
I always use 'jam butty', but never 'jam sandwich'.
However, I always use 'cheese sandwich', and never 'cheese butty'.
Why am I still up?
Why has it gone quiet on the knob front?
Why have I just watched an episode of Bullseye from the year dot?
Two guys went for the big prize, which turned out to be a fantastic holiday, but blew it when the dart player, having seen his mate score 66, and needing only 35 for the prize went, 20, 1, 1.
What a pillock.
This port's nice.

Anyone tried Manuka Honey?  People keep telling me it's the bees knees, if you'll pardon the pun.

Great heath benefits by all accounts, but very pricey.

Is it a rip off? If none of you lot have tried it, I'll have to take the plunge.

boltonbonce wrote:Anyone tried Manuka Honey?  People keep telling me it's the bees knees, if you'll pardon the pun.

Great heath benefits by all accounts, but very pricey.

Is it a rip off? If none of you lot have tried it, I'll have to take the plunge.

If it’s cheap why not smother yourself in it and let Natasha lick it all off?

karlypants wrote:

If it’s cheap why not smother yourself in it and let Natasha lick it all off?

You do realise I'll be thinking about this all night. Tossing and turning, sweating, a man in purgatory.

Even worse, everyone else will be thinking about it. I hope you're satisfied.

Bob will never be able to watch Popeye ever again.

karlypants wrote:

Well, I'm glad you find it funny.

At least, with Nat involved, it won't be extra virgin.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Well, I'm glad you find it funny.

At least, with Nat involved, it won't be extra virgin.

Hahahaha!

karlypants wrote:If it’s cheap why not smother yourself in it and let Natasha lick it all off?

You massive titwipe, no one wants to hear your sexual fantasies.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

You massive titwipe, no one wants to hear your sexual fantasies.

I quite agree Nat. And we all know you only use lard.

Natasha is always game for a laugh!

Why am I being abused by dumb and dumber?

Barely slept last night. For obvious reasons.
On a positive note, a jar of Manuka honey is arriving today, so I can review it first hand.