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1Joke Thread Empty Joke Thread Fri Jan 06 2012, 20:48

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Poor Bob Holness, only been at the pearly gates five minutes when Amy Winehouse stumbles over and asks, ' Can I have an E, please Bob ?'

2Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Sat Jan 07 2012, 22:25

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

The new film about Margaret thatcher has been rated 12A. Unsuitable for miners.

3Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Tue Jan 10 2012, 11:07

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It's rumoured that Liverpool are in the market for a right winger. I hope it's not Nick Griffin, they are in enough trouble as it is.

4Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Tue Jan 10 2012, 12:39

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
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Moderator

Haha, oh how I have missed your jokes RT! Very Happy

5Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Jan 12 2012, 13:56

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Last night I met a girl who cleans her downstairs privates with floor detergent.....................Flash cnut!

6Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Jan 13 2012, 16:35

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Irish guy in court for domestic violence for the 3rd time.

Judge asks "Paddy" (for that was indeed his name) "How come you always beat your wife?"

Paddy replies " Well your honour. I clearly have a height and reach advantage, but I mainly put it down to my superior footwork."

7Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Jan 13 2012, 16:36

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bloke shits in a lift.



It was just wrong on every level.

8Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Sun Jan 15 2012, 18:54

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

When I heard that stephen hawking had reached seventy I thought, bugger me, that is one powerful wheelchair!

9Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Sun Jan 15 2012, 19:31

Keegan

Keegan
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A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The bear turned to the rabbit and said, "Excuse me, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit, pleased that bear seemed quite pleasant and polite, replied "Why, no - I don't have a problem with shit sticking to my fur!"

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

10Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Tue Jan 17 2012, 11:09

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

My brother Dave has just been diagnosed with Alzheimers disease. I hope it doesn't run in the family because my brother Dave has got it as well.

11Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Tue Jan 17 2012, 18:50

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

When the Captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going, he replied, " Off course "

12Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jan 18 2012, 15:42

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Bolton Wanderers.

13Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jan 18 2012, 16:14

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Bolton Hater wrote:Bolton Wanderers.



Joke of the month!

Bolton Hater



Laughed so much that I almost split my sides.



Joke that came second - Steve Kean with no back up plan and no number 2 to blame!

14Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Thu Jan 19 2012, 12:03

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Paddy and Murphy were aboard the cruise ship, Costa Concordia. Paddy says, " It's awfully quiet tonight." Murphy replies, " Everyone will be watching the band." Paddy says, " There isn't a band playing tonight." Murphy says, " There is. I definitely heard loads of people shouting a band on ship."

15Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Jan 20 2012, 19:40

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I phoned my boss and told him I wouldn't be in work on Monday. He said, ' Your'e a man for christs sake.' I replied , " Correct, and you are a cunt."

16Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Jan 20 2012, 20:00

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Two overweight regulars are sitting in the pub.

'Your round' said one, to which the other replied,
'You can talk you fat cunt!'

17Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Jan 20 2012, 20:13

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

A man walks into a pub with a lump of tarmac under his arm.

'A pint please, landlord' he says. 'And one for the road'.

18Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Mon Jan 23 2012, 20:45

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

A boy was shagging a girl with OCD and she told him she was obsessed with doing everything alphabetically! 1st she wanted Anal, then she gave him a Blowjob, then he played with her Clit. Then, he took her Deep. He got up got dressed. She shouted oi wot about E? He said i've done E love - Ejaculated, and now i'm doing F, G & H Fucking Going Home!!!

19Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jan 25 2012, 01:50

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Paul Robinson.

20Joke Thread Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jan 25 2012, 23:09

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Very true is that.

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