I was once asked if I preferred legs or breast. I replied that I preferred a shaved fanny but apparently that isn't really appropriate in KFC.
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22 Re: Joke Thread Thu Feb 02 2012, 21:55
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
At least 84 people dead as supporters of rival teams clash after a football match in Egypt. The football world is shocked to the core that no Liverpool fans were involved.
23 Re: Joke Thread Thu Feb 02 2012, 23:22
Guest
Guest
I was getting a blow job off a girl with downs syndrome, but she wouldn't swallow. So to get my own back everytime I masturbated I used to cum on the window and let nature take it's course.
24 Re: Joke Thread Mon Feb 06 2012, 13:51
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Apparently glass coffins are going to be all the rage! That remains to be seen.
25 Re: Joke Thread Mon Feb 06 2012, 13:52
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Bad weather hits another football fixture. Tottenham match is off due to Harry Redknapp's bank accounts being frozen.
26 Re: Joke Thread Tue Feb 07 2012, 00:23
Guest
Guest
I said to our 16 year old baby sitter last night you remind me of my little toe .
She said WHY is it because i am well formed, small and cute.
I said no it's because when i come home drunk tonight I'm going to bang you on that coffee table.
She said WHY is it because i am well formed, small and cute.
I said no it's because when i come home drunk tonight I'm going to bang you on that coffee table.
27 Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 08 2012, 22:03
Guest
Guest
I'll never forget how happy i was when i saw my Mrs. walking down the aisle towards me.
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age but eventually.........
There she was, stood beside me.
I gave her a cheeky wink
and said,
"Get that fucking trolley over here, they're doing three cases of Beer for the price of two"
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age but eventually.........
There she was, stood beside me.
I gave her a cheeky wink
and said,
"Get that fucking trolley over here, they're doing three cases of Beer for the price of two"
28 Re: Joke Thread Thu Feb 09 2012, 13:34
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
A Blackburn girl and boy are playing hide and seek. The girls sends the boy a text saying, ' If you can find me I will let you give me one!' ....
and if you can't, I am hiding in the shed.
and if you can't, I am hiding in the shed.
29 Re: Joke Thread Thu Feb 09 2012, 22:01
Sluffy
Admin
I just got knocked off my bike by a lorry salting the roads.
"You Fucking Cunt" I shouted, through gritted teeth!
"You Fucking Cunt" I shouted, through gritted teeth!
30 Re: Joke Thread Fri Feb 10 2012, 11:32
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
For some reason the following has won joke of the year:
"Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"
by some bloke called Tim Vine.
Are you laughing out loud?
"Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"
by some bloke called Tim Vine.
Are you laughing out loud?
31 Re: Joke Thread Fri Feb 10 2012, 12:23
Guest
Guest
I actually like Tim Vine.
I went to the gym this morning & i asked the trainer which machine i should use to impress the women.
He said "The cash machine you fat twat"
I went to the gym this morning & i asked the trainer which machine i should use to impress the women.
He said "The cash machine you fat twat"
32 Re: Joke Thread Fri Feb 10 2012, 17:58
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
After being thrown in jail, I was bummed relentlessly for an hour.
Sometimes I think my uncle takes Monopoly too seriously !
Sometimes I think my uncle takes Monopoly too seriously !
33 Re: Joke Thread Mon Feb 20 2012, 18:39
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Whatever you do, do not join Tescos dating agency. You get lumbered with a bag for life!
34 Re: Joke Thread Mon Feb 20 2012, 18:41
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Did you know that Danny Wellbeck's dad served as a bomb disposal expert in Belfast ? He was called Stan Wellbeck.
36 Re: Joke Thread Tue Feb 21 2012, 22:06
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
A woman brings eight year old johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight year old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, " Let's not be too harsh on them...they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
" Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. " He's taken her fcuking appendix out!"
Johnny's mother says, " Let's not be too harsh on them...they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
" Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. " He's taken her fcuking appendix out!"
37 Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 22 2012, 00:28
Guest
Guest
I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came
into the lounge and says "Fancy a shag Babe?"
I said, "After the football love"
She said, "You do realise that you can record it?"
I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes".
38 Re: Joke Thread Wed Feb 22 2012, 19:15
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
I've just started dating a policewoman. She only shaves her private parts once a week. My pet name for her is ' Cuntstubble.'
39 Re: Joke Thread Thu Feb 23 2012, 13:50
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
One from the fat dead Irish guy:
I don't think my wife loves me anymore. When I had a heart attack she immediately wrote for an ambulance.
I don't think my wife loves me anymore. When I had a heart attack she immediately wrote for an ambulance.
40 Re: Joke Thread Thu Feb 23 2012, 14:08
aaron_bwfc
Moderator
A bomb got thrown into my mum and dads bedroom the other night and blasted them both out of the window.
The first time they have been out together in years.
The first time they have been out together in years.
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