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961Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Mon May 23 2016, 13:53

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Some good stuff on here this week. I'm sending them to Brucie.

962Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 15 2016, 13:17

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Two female teachers took a group of students from years 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Haydock Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry.
As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in year 3?
'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.'

963Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 15 2016, 14:19

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

:rofl:

964Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 11:08

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them;
They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said “Hang on, I have an idea.”
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said “Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!”
Murphy replied, “Don't worry - just follow me.”
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said “Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!”
Murphy replied, with a smile. “Don't worry; I have a plan, Cheers!”
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, “OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.”
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said “Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!”
Murphy said, “How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in."

965Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 11:08

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

My missus packed my bags and as I walked out of the front door,she screamed,"I wish you a slow and painful death,you bastard" "Oh,"I replied,"So now you want me to fucking stay!"..

966Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 11:13

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Stop making me laugh. I'm supposed to be weeding the garden. sunny

967Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 11:22

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

I hope you're not using any dangerous tools. You're half way through the week and have so far avoided a trip to a&e. Don't take any unnecessary risks.  Very Happy

968Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 12:20

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bwfc1958 wrote:I hope you're not using any dangerous tools. You're half way through the week and have so far avoided a trip to a&e. Don't take any unnecessary risks.  Very Happy
It's tough out there. But I never give up.
Joke Thread - Page 49 Giphy

969Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 13:57

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

A man answers a knock at his front door and when he opens it he sees a snail on the doorstep looking up at him, he bends down and picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
2 years later there's a knock at his door and when he he opens it he sees the snail on the doorstep who looks up at him and says "what was all that about"

970Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 13:59

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Very Happy

971Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 14:13

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

whatsgoingon wrote:A man answers a knock at his front door and when he opens it he sees a snail on the doorstep looking up at him, he bends down and picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
2 years later there's a knock at his door and when he he opens it he sees the snail on the doorstep who looks up at him and says "what was all that about"
lol!

972Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 14:27

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Mick and Paddy are out hunting pheasant when they meet the farmers daughter sitting there naked enjoying the sun.
Paddy says "are you game?"
She says "I sure am baby"
So Mick shot her...

973Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 14:30

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

The police came to the front door last night holding a picture of the wife,
The officer said..."Is this your wife Sir?"
Shocked, I said, "Yes"
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus.!!"
I said."I know but she takes it up the arse, and she's good with the kids...."

974Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 14:34

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Bwfc1958 wrote:The police came to the front door last night holding a picture of the wife,
The officer said..."Is this your wife Sir?"
Shocked, I said, "Yes"
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus.!!"
I said."I know but she takes it up the arse, and she's good with the kids...."
:rofl:

975Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 14:38

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bwfc1958 wrote:The police came to the front door last night holding a picture of the wife,
The officer said..."Is this your wife Sir?"
Shocked, I said, "Yes"
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus.!!"
I said."I know but she takes it up the arse, and she's good with the kids...."
Laughing some good jokes today!

976Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 14:42

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Little Tommy went in the bathroom while his mum was in the bath, when he saw her he pointed between her legs and said whats that?
his mum embarrassed and not knowing what to say said it's where you're dad hit me with an axe,
to which Tommy replied what a shot, right in the cunt

977Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 14:50

Guest


Guest

A Scottish man walked into a bar, there used to be an English man, Irish man and Welsh man in this joke but they are all in France.

978Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Wed Jun 22 2016, 14:53

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Barb Dwyer wrote:A Scottish man walked into a bar, there used to be an English man, Irish man and Welsh man in this joke but they are all in France.
Very Happy

979Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Jun 24 2016, 13:28

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Brexit - What a fat bitch from Barnsley does when she sits on a plastic garden chair.

980Joke Thread - Page 49 Empty Re: Joke Thread Fri Jun 24 2016, 13:30

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Very Happy I thought Nat was from Preston.

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