HomeThat's very kind of you, Boncey, and may I say how pleased I am to hear that you wear the trousers at Boncey Castle.boltonbonce wrote:I have to say, that's very good. Needs someone other than Andrews to put it across though. I actually sang it in my head as I was reading it.
I might get my Apple GarageBand app going, and give it large.
When I've put my trousers on.
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101 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Sun Jan 17 2021, 10:28
Ten Bobsworth
Frank Worthington
102 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Fri Jan 22 2021, 13:06
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Posts : 38157
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Fecking Microsoft or should that be Microshit?
The twats have auto updated my bluetooth drivers and now my headphones won't work.
Rolling back the driver hasn't solved the issue so now I have to spend all afternoon sorting this issue out!
The twats have auto updated my bluetooth drivers and now my headphones won't work.
Rolling back the driver hasn't solved the issue so now I have to spend all afternoon sorting this issue out!
103 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Fri Jan 22 2021, 13:09
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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So much for driver updates being optional.
I'm so angry right now!
I'm so angry right now!
104 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Fri Jan 22 2021, 13:17
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Are they just not pairing with the computer KP?
105 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Fri Jan 22 2021, 15:28
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Posts : 38157
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boltonbonce wrote:Are they just not pairing with the computer KP?
Yes but what Microsoft have done is they have blocked unsecured bluetooth devices in Windows 10 from a certain build so the original intel driver that was made for my particular bluetooth dongle is the only one that works and newer drivers do not.
I've had this issue in the past and it's just a ball ache to fix.
I'm extremely unimpressed that windows update decided to update the bluetooth driver in the optional updates on it's own accord.
106 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Fri Jan 22 2021, 15:31
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Posts : 38157
Join date : 2012-08-04
I tried the system restore to no avail and forgot that I had Driver Store Explorer on my desktop which lists all drivers and forces deletion of ones you don't want.
All sorted now
All sorted now
107 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Fri Jan 22 2021, 15:34
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Yes. My laptop never auto updates optionals. I have to tick any optional update I want. Bit odd to be doing it automatically.karlypants wrote:
Yes but what Microsoft have done is they have blocked unsecured bluetooth devices in Windows 10 from a certain build so the original intel driver that was made for my particular bluetooth dongle is the only one that works and newer drivers do not.
I've had this issue in the past and it's just a ball ache to fix.
I'm extremely unimpressed that windows update decided to update the bluetooth driver in the optional updates on it's own accord.
108 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Fri Jan 22 2021, 15:49
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
I don't update anything, and I'm quite good at Latin now.
109 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Fri Jan 22 2021, 16:09
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Windows wants to update the bluetooth as a crucial update everytime now and now i've completely fudged it. haha
It's the cherry on top of a bad day today!
It's the cherry on top of a bad day today!
110 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Sun Jan 24 2021, 00:18
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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111 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Mon Feb 15 2021, 14:48
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Being unable to find something I know I own. In this case a book, Buster Keaton: Tempest in a Flat Hat.
I can normally put my hand on it whenever I please, but for some reason it's disappeared.
No one's taken it. No one would enter my room without taking a precautionary psychological stress test, and arming themselves with a commercially available pepper spray.
Therefore, it's in here somewhere. I need to calm down, make a brew, and begin a methodical investigation.
I can normally put my hand on it whenever I please, but for some reason it's disappeared.
No one's taken it. No one would enter my room without taking a precautionary psychological stress test, and arming themselves with a commercially available pepper spray.
Therefore, it's in here somewhere. I need to calm down, make a brew, and begin a methodical investigation.
112 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Mon Feb 15 2021, 15:21
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
It'll be under one of your ten computers Bonceyboltonbonce wrote:Being unable to find something I know I own. In this case a book, Buster Keaton: Tempest in a Flat Hat.
I can normally put my hand on it whenever I please, but for some reason it's disappeared.
No one's taken it. No one would enter my room without taking a precautionary psychological stress test, and arming themselves with a commercially available pepper spray.
Therefore, it's in here somewhere. I need to calm down, make a brew, and begin a methodical investigation.
113 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Mon Feb 15 2021, 15:27
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
She's not technically a thing (although the more i think about it?) but i despise Gemma Collins. Has there every been such a talentless waste of oxygen on this planet as her? Why is she famous?
Piers Morgan interviewed her on telly the other day and i refused to watch it, but Mrs Pig did and she told me she said she has a sex tape ready to go when she needs the money
She is one of the new breed of "celebrities" who are famous just for being on telly.
Piers Morgan interviewed her on telly the other day and i refused to watch it, but Mrs Pig did and she told me she said she has a sex tape ready to go when she needs the money
She is one of the new breed of "celebrities" who are famous just for being on telly.
114 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Mon Feb 15 2021, 16:47
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
They'll be welcomed at kids parties when the balloons start to go down
115 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Mon Feb 15 2021, 16:54
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Norpig wrote:She's not technically a thing (although the more i think about it?) but i despise Gemma Collins. Has there every been such a talentless waste of oxygen on this planet as her? Why is she famous?
Piers Morgan interviewed her on telly the other day and i refused to watch it, but Mrs Pig did and she told me she said she has a sex tape ready to go when she needs the money
She is one of the new breed of "celebrities" who are famous just for being on telly.
I had to look her up. Wish I hadn’t
116 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Mon Feb 15 2021, 17:26
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Found it. It was behind a signed photo of Frank Worthington. However, I've forgotten why I was looking for it in the first place.Norpig wrote:
It'll be under one of your ten computers Boncey
117 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Wed Feb 17 2021, 08:53
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Internet trolls - i heard this morning people had been trolling Captain Tom when he was doing his fundraising but his family kept it from him. How sick and pathetic are these people?
Their own lives must be so pathetic and empty that the only pleasure they can get is by trolling people anonymously (obviously as they are too cowardly to do it publicly).
Their own lives must be so pathetic and empty that the only pleasure they can get is by trolling people anonymously (obviously as they are too cowardly to do it publicly).
118 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Wed Feb 17 2021, 09:15
Ten Bobsworth
Frank Worthington
Ha! whaur ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlie?
Your impudence protects you sairly;
I canna say but ye strunt rarely,
Owre gauze and lace;
Tho', faith! I fear ye dine but sparely
On sic a place.
Ye ugly, creepin, blastit wonner,
Detested, shunn'd by saunt an' sinner,
How daur ye set your fit upon her -
Sae fine a lady?
Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner
On some poor body.
Swith! in some beggar's haffet squattle;
There ye may creep, and sprawl, and sprattle,
Wi' ither kindred, jumping cattle,
In shoals and nations;
Whaur horn nor bane ne'er daur unsettle
Your thick plantations.
Now haud you there, ye're out o' sight,
Below the fatt'rels, snug and tight;
Na, faith ye yet! ye'll no be right,
Till ye've got on it -
The verra tapmost, tow'rin height
O' Miss' bonnet.
My sooth! right bauld ye set your nose out,
As plump an' grey as ony groset:
O for some rank, mercurial rozet,
Or fell, red smeddum,
I'd gie you sic a hearty dose o't,
Wad dress your droddum.
I wad na been surpris'd to spy
You on an auld wife's flainen toy;
Or aiblins some bit dubbie boy,
On's wyliecoat;
But Miss' fine Lunardi! fye!
How daur ye do't?
O Jenny, dinna toss your head,
An' set your beauties a' abread!
Ye little ken what cursed speed
The blastie's makin:
Thae winks an' finger-ends, I dread,
Are notice takin.
O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion
Your impudence protects you sairly;
I canna say but ye strunt rarely,
Owre gauze and lace;
Tho', faith! I fear ye dine but sparely
On sic a place.
Ye ugly, creepin, blastit wonner,
Detested, shunn'd by saunt an' sinner,
How daur ye set your fit upon her -
Sae fine a lady?
Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner
On some poor body.
Swith! in some beggar's haffet squattle;
There ye may creep, and sprawl, and sprattle,
Wi' ither kindred, jumping cattle,
In shoals and nations;
Whaur horn nor bane ne'er daur unsettle
Your thick plantations.
Now haud you there, ye're out o' sight,
Below the fatt'rels, snug and tight;
Na, faith ye yet! ye'll no be right,
Till ye've got on it -
The verra tapmost, tow'rin height
O' Miss' bonnet.
My sooth! right bauld ye set your nose out,
As plump an' grey as ony groset:
O for some rank, mercurial rozet,
Or fell, red smeddum,
I'd gie you sic a hearty dose o't,
Wad dress your droddum.
I wad na been surpris'd to spy
You on an auld wife's flainen toy;
Or aiblins some bit dubbie boy,
On's wyliecoat;
But Miss' fine Lunardi! fye!
How daur ye do't?
O Jenny, dinna toss your head,
An' set your beauties a' abread!
Ye little ken what cursed speed
The blastie's makin:
Thae winks an' finger-ends, I dread,
Are notice takin.
O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion
119 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Wed Feb 17 2021, 09:24
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Got any William McGonagall?
120 Re: Things i really dislike or downright hate. Wed Feb 17 2021, 09:31
Ten Bobsworth
Frank Worthington
The hen is a noble animal, but the cow is much forlorner,boltonbonce wrote:Got any William McGonagall?
Standing in the wind and rain, wi' a leg at every corner.”
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