My gay wedding!

I've just been informed that I'm attending a gay wedding in June. Mrs BB demands it. I at first decided to fall into line and meekly go along like a good boy;that was until this morning,when I was further informed that all the men had to wear kilts! This is a bridge too far, and I've dug my heels in and said no. I'm now getting some severe flak,but what can I do? I'm not even Scottish,why would I wear a kilt? The thought of the men in our family all wearing kilts doesn't bear thinking about,we'd look like a hen party of Dagenham girl pipers. So,do I go,or do I stand up like a man and say 'No,I just can't be arsed'. (if you'll pardon the pun)

Just go and don't be such a miserable sod!

Don't mind going,but why the kilt? I'm English. I mean,lets face it,it's a bloody skirt. Fine and dandy for your average Scot,but then they go and hang their scrotum on the front to put money in! I can't do it.

go and join in the "fun"

boltonbonce wrote:Don't mind going,but why the kilt? I'm English. I mean,lets face it,it's a bloody skirt. Fine and dandy for your average Scot,but then they go and hang their scrotum on the front to put money in! I can't do it.

I think I might have found a solution for you.

I need to lie down.

BB I've actually got a kilt- and all the rest of the trimmings with it. It cost me a few hundred quid about 10 years ago. You can hire it if you want- you'll find it very liberating round your nether regions. And it's not a skirt- it's a kilt!!

I don't want anything 'liberating' at a gay wedding thank you very much. Thanks for the offer Rammy,but I think I'll pass on hiring your kilt. (How often does anyone have to say that in normal conversation? This place is bonkers!)

Exactly what do you think is the potential problem with attending this wedding? Is it that you are so handsome that the gay men won't be able to resist you and will be so infatuated they'll suddenly turn into rapists?

I'd rather eat my own shit than go to a gay wedding.

It's the kilt. The traditional attire of a Scot. Why the fuck would I be wearing it. Despite what Rammy says,it's a bleedin skirt.

Angry Dad wrote:I'd rather eat my own shit than go to a gay wedding.

Whatever floats your boat...

Get on with it, you will probably enjoy it you fag. 

Mr Magoo wrote:Get on with it, you will probably enjoy it you fag. 

I'm sending a party of braves down to sink your boat.

boltonbonce wrote:I've just been informed that I'm attending a gay wedding in June. Mrs BB demands it. I at first decided to fall into line and meekly go along like a good boy;that was until this morning,when I was further informed that all the men had to wear kilts! This is a bridge too far, and I've dug my heels in and said no. I'm now getting some severe flak,but what can I do? I'm not even Scottish,why would I wear a kilt? The thought of the men in our family all wearing kilts doesn't bear thinking about,we'd look like a hen party of Dagenham girl pipers. So,do I go,or do I stand up like a man and say 'No,I just can't be arsed'. (if you'll pardon the pun)

I once went to a lesbian wedding, I got hit on by every woman in the room.

Expect to be fighting randy men off all night BB.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I've just been informed that I'm attending a gay wedding in June. Mrs BB demands it. I at first decided to fall into line and meekly go along like a good boy;that was until this morning,when I was further informed that all the men had to wear kilts! This is a bridge too far, and I've dug my heels in and said no. I'm now getting some severe flak,but what can I do? I'm not even Scottish,why would I wear a kilt? The thought of the men in our family all wearing kilts doesn't bear thinking about,we'd look like a hen party of Dagenham girl pipers. So,do I go,or do I stand up like a man and say 'No,I just can't be arsed'. (if you'll pardon the pun)

I once went to a lesbian wedding, I got hit on by every woman in the room.

Expect to be fighting randy men off all night BB.

So that's it. They're less kilts,more 'easy access trousers'. The cunning devils. Being good looking is a heavy burden to bear at times, as I'm sure you'd agree Nat.

boltonbonce wrote:
So that's it. They're less kilts,more 'easy access trousers'. The cunning devils. Being good looking is a heavy burden to bear at times, as I'm sure you'd agree Nat.

Sometimes it is a curse. As you'll find out at the wedding.

I might go dressed as a priest. What could possibly go wrong?

Wear the damn skirt. Who cares. Its their wedding and they choose the skirts. Only a closet hider would kick up a stink.
speaking of stink, wash your bum and two balls before you wear it.

Biggie wrote:Wear the damn skirt. Who cares. Its their wedding and they choose the skirts. Only a closet hider would kick up a stink.
speaking of stink, wash your bum and two balls before you wear it.