My gay wedding!

Biggie wrote:Wear the damn skirt. Who cares. Its their wedding and they choose the skirts. Only a closet hider would kick up a stink.
speaking of stink, wash your bum and two balls before you wear it.

Too right. I'm the kilt wearer on this forum. After washing your nether regions-wear some decent underpants (preferably dark) like the rest of us do. Keep your tackle in check.

Yes, hopefully Betty Swallocks won't be going.

OK,I'm going,kilt,the lot. I'll have to hire one. I think Slaters on Oxford street do em. I'm sure I'll look sensational. I'll wear my Wanderers jocks to keep everything in place.

boltonbonce wrote:OK,I'm going,kilt,the lot. I'll have to hire one. I think Slaters on Oxford street do em. I'm sure I'll look sensational. I'll wear my Wanderers jocks to keep everything in place.

Good for you. You won't regret it- you'll look back on this as one of the most liberating days of your life!

You may end up wearing kilts just for leisure!

Oy Bonce, I hope you get really drunk, and the get a good bumming. 

Mr Magoo wrote:Oy Bonce, I hope you get really drunk, and the get a good bumming. 

I'll be on the Vimto you evil man!

Just an update on this. I'd been keeping it to myself out of embarrassment.

I was the only man who turned up in a kilt! I'd been well and truly had.

Seeing all the April Fool pranks today brought it back to mind. What evil bastards. They even took pictures.

And No, I won't post one.

The PC brigade would have a field day looking at the comments from 2014 on here, times have certainly changed (and not for the better i might add) 

It must have been a pretty dark day if it's taken Bonce 8 years to talk about it.

boltonbonce wrote:Just an update on this. I'd been keeping it to myself out of embarrassment.

I was the only man who turned up in a kilt! I'd been well and truly had.

Seeing all the April Fool pranks today brought it back to mind. What evil bastards. They even took pictures.

And No, I won't post one.

Were you a victim of upskirting Bonce?

karlypants wrote:
Were you a victim of upskirting Bonce?

What a frightening thought. It would have looked like Nat's passport photo.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:
Were you a victim of upskirting Bonce?

What a frightening thought. It would have looked like Nat's passport photo.