Pub Weirdos

It's not just pubs, is it?

Bolton's now full of Kebab shops, mobile phone shops, paper shops, crash-claims shops, mini-markets, Phone Pakistan for 3p a minute shops and not a lot else.

The pubs was the next logical step in the grand plan for taking over.

And they're the only ones with the disposable income to do it because they don't use banks like the rest of us and they all club together to snap up property for "da commooonittee, innit?"

But if you voice these concerns in public you're branded a racist.

It's bollocks.

Breadman wrote:It's not just pubs, is it?

Bolton's now full of Kebab shops, mobile phone shops, paper shops, crash-claims shops, mini-markets, Phone Pakistan for 3p a minute shops and not a lot else.

The pubs was the next logical step in the grand plan for taking over.

And they're the only ones with the disposable income to do it because they don't use banks like the rest of us and they all club together to snap up property for "da commooonittee, innit?"

But if you voice these concerns in public you're branded a racist.

It's bollocks.

 

I find the idea of a takeover rather far fetched.

Fuck you and your little friend, Magoo.

You know we're right.

They're worse than them twats from Devon.

boltonbonce wrote:I find the idea of a takeover rather far fetched.

Says the man who'd have us believe he found a penis pump at work earlier today...... 

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I find the idea of a takeover rather far fetched.

Says the man who'd have us believe he found a penis pump at work earlier today...... 

   BB works for Ann Summers in the toy testing department!

karlypants wrote:

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I find the idea of a takeover rather far fetched.

Says the man who'd have us believe he found a penis pump at work earlier today...... 

   BB works for Ann Summers in the toy testing department!

Are you doubting the veracity of my claim? It's true I tell you. Honest injun.

You're obviously making the whole thing up because if you had found one, you'd have given it a quick rinse-out under the cold tap and given it a bash immediately (so to speak.......).

I know I would.......

That's what I did, but the bus driver told me to get off at once.

Ah I see, you work on the buses.

Can you say "Grrr....I'll get you, Butler!" for me?

Go on........

Breadman wrote:Ah I see, you work on the buses.

Can you say "Grrr....I'll get you, Butler!" for me?

Go on........

Wrong. An Indian on the buses would be unthinkable.

boltonbonce wrote:I find the idea of a takeover rather far fetched.

I agree. It's just propaganda created to fool the ignorant masses.

The Victoria Tavern in Horwich was changed to a Nisa - first and only time I have witnessed a pub being changed into anything...

Whatever happened to the Ebony Club?

Reebok Trotter wrote:Whatever happened to the Ebony Club?

It went white?

Reebok Trotter wrote:Whatever happened to the Ebony Club?

Was it near the Painters Arms?

The doorman was a scary Afro-Caribbean dude called Oliver Brady. Turns out he was also an accomplished armed robber.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&ved=0CDIQFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theboltonnews.co.uk%2Farchive%2F1996%2F03%2F29%2F6208683.print%2F&ei=hzwOU7rBEIarhAeg2YHgAg&usg=AFQjCNGCvdagJZfJYMb6GKNKHFj54SkZ5w&bvm=bv.61965928,d.ZG4

boltonbonce wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:Whatever happened to the Ebony Club?

Was it near the Painters Arms?

Nope, it was in that little alley opposite the main entrance to the old Market Hall. It was Bolton's answer to the Nile and the Reno in Moss Side.